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Wishing the Material Girl Would’ve Chosen a Different Material

by Liberty on March 13th, 2008

Check out Ms. Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Madonna, sporting her Chanel, uh…thing. Now while I’m thrilled as hell that the Material Girl was honored for putting up with such a wretched business for so long (not to mention kicking ass and taking names along the way), I would like to take a moment to nominate this godawful frock of hers as the WTF Were You Thinking Dress of the Month. I mean please, Gawd knows I loves me some black and white, but this is a bit too Star Trek-y to even qualify for black and white coolness. Not only that, but there’s no freaking skirt. I mean there is, but there isn’t. You know? Oy.

Of course, we all know Madge is a Grade-A risk-taker and I definitely find inspiration in her envelope-pushing fashion balls, - plus we are from the same hometown (true story) - so I may turn my head away and pretend this never happened. I’d have just loved to see her in something a little more…attractive.

Anyhoo dahlings, she looked great otherwise. Girlfriend knows how to hold her own, that’s for damn sure. But the dress. Oh Lawdy, the dress.

What do you loves think of this? Love it or hate it?

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