Welcome to the Glamour Cove
Take a seat, grab a drinkie, stay a while
Dahlings,
So lovely of you to stop by for the first official post of The Snarkstress.
This is a place like no other, my lovelies. Here we will offer up sacrificial fashion lambs…some will stand strong, some will be shorn. A word to the weary: when a fashion lamb is shorn, it won’t be done delicately. We’re gonna let it all hang out here, so don’t expect any frou-frou sugar coatings from moi. I calls them as I sees them.
Since this is my world, everyone shall agree with me. If you have the audacity to disagree, please feel free to leave a comment, but be prepared to take a shredding of your own.
Of course, I kid (except for the shredding of your own part). You’re most welcome to leave comments, but when you do, please clue us in to what you’re all about. Since fashion is as much about attitude as hot threads, let The Snarkstress know whether you think you’re a fashion phenom or a fashion flop. Tell me also what you’re drinking. The Snarkstress loves drinkies. This will help me to get to know you, my dear readers, a little better.
For instance, a comment post would look as such:
Hi, my name is Snarkblark. I’m a fashion phenom and I’m drinking vodka on the rocks. I think your opinion of [insert fabu topic here] is the most dead-on, magnificent thing I have ever had the privilege of reading. (Or…something to that effect).
Beyond that, no rules. Have fun. I’m the last one who’s going to tell you to place nice, because I sure as hell won’t be. Spread the word and come back often…there’s a fashion victim around every corner.
Mwaaah….haaaa….haaaa….haaaa!
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