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Vamp Tramp

by Liberty on August 21st, 2007

Mandy Moore
A Shot in the Dark

Whoa there. Is this our little Mandy Moore? My source says it is, but my eyeballs tell me it’s Alyssa Milano circa early Charmed.

So, what’s with this dark new look? Evidently, Ms. Creepypants has some out-of-typecast role coming up and now she’s feeling the need to project this in real life. My suggestion? Stick with the acting, girlie. No need to personify such a vampy look when we all know you’re about 100% Sugar ‘n Spice. In fact, I clearly remember nearly experiencing heart failure when I was subjected to watching you kiss Adrian Grenier on Entourage many moons ago, it was so out of character for you. Ack. Still, my heart aches over that. But, I digress.

Anyway, ditch the darkness, dahling. There’s really nothing wrong with your normally fun and young style. It suits you. Not this. Please return to your regularly scheduled clothing. Immediately.

Here, have a Tutti Fruiti to ease the transition. Aaahhhh…now isn’t that better?

Thanks E

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7 opinions for Vamp Tramp

  • SageRave
    Aug 21, 2007 at 11:45 pm

    I think she looks like Wednesday Addams outon the town!

  • Jennifer
    Aug 22, 2007 at 12:04 am

    I actually think she looks good here. She’s so pink and poppy usually. I like it. It’s different and I always think dark red lips with this look is cool. Would I wear it… Um, no. But I like it. Sorry :(

  • Liberty
    Aug 22, 2007 at 10:04 am

    SageRave - Thanks for stopping by. I’m with you…she’s giving me the creeps. I keep expecting Cousin It to pop up in a paparazzi pic right alongside of her. Eeks.

  • Liberty
    Aug 22, 2007 at 10:08 am

    Jennifer, sweet Jennifer. Okay, because I like you and you scored the greatest interview EVAH over at Offbeat Homes (that’s on our Home & Dining channel, folks…go NOW!) I’ll ALMOST give you this. I can get behind this look…on someone else. For Mandy, it’s not working. She is what she is and this ain’t it. Gah. But if YOU wore it…

  • dexie
    Aug 23, 2007 at 8:41 am

    Actually, the dress and shoes are working for me. It’s the hair, make-up and lack of vibrant smile that’s creeping me out. Smile honey, you’re too young and rich :) to be looking all depressed like this ;)

  • klassygirl
    Aug 23, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    HEY GIRL!
    THAT LITTLE BLACK DRESS WORKS FOR ME AND THE SEXY SHOES. (WHAT ELSE TURNS THE HEADS OF THE MALE GENDER) BLACK IS ALWAYS TO ME THE SEXY WAY TO GO. NOW, FOR THE HAIR, THE 80-90′S LOOK. BEEN THERE, BIG HAIR RATTED ON TOP, HAS GOT TO GO.

  • Liberty
    Aug 23, 2007 at 9:57 pm

    Once again, I say…The look is good. But not on her.

    This is Mandy Freakin’ Moore for chrissakes. It’s like dressing Beyonce in something baggy. It’s Just. Not. Right.

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