Tom’s Cheating on Katie with a Brunette Jessica Rabbit?
Katie, Is That You?
Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo. ‘Scuse me a sec as I put on my “Get a Fuckin’ Room” siren here. These crazy kids are HOT!
Yeah, this looks to be Mr. Couch-Jumper himself, but who’s that sexy girlfriend with him? With her boobies ’bout ready to pop out of that slinky dress, that can’t be our demure little Katie, can it? I’m thinking this must be a brunette Jessica Rabbit or something. Whoever it is, she sure is shakin’ her groove thang, ain’t she?
OK, I’ll cave. That IS our little Katie and boy oh boy, Tom’s trampoline fitness program has done her well. She is rockin’ that post-Suri bod. And Tom, he’s looking like the young studmeister of yore, like back in the Cocktail days. Say what you will about this bizarro couple, but they sure look to be feeling the love for each other. Work it, kids, work it.
Phew. I think I need a Lava Flow to cool down. Be a love and fire up the blender, will you?
Oh, and P.S. I am actually LOVING that gown with a capital “LOVE”, though Tom could’ve coordinated a little better. Men.
Photo from Yuku
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