January 2nd, 2008
‘Scuse me a sec, dahlings. I know we just leapt into a New Year, but did time somehow go backwards and nobody bothered to tell me? I sure as hell hope so, because that is the only way I could explain away the dastardly beach duds Neil Patrick Harris and his boy lovah, David Burtka, […]
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December 31st, 2007
2007 is about to bite the dust, dahlings, and what better send-off than to relive some of the most horrible, despicable, repulsive fashion choices of 2007. Ready for a trip down Memory Lane? Here, grab a glass of bubbly and come with. It’ll be fun…
Although I lust after Entourage’s Adrian Grenier in a way that’s […]
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December 30th, 2007
Bag the Bag, P. Hil
While vacationing in Hawaii over Christmas, Paris Hilton did what any decent red-blooded celebutante would do: hit the beach. But, unlike most people, P. Hil completed her bathing ensemble with designer accessories that probably cost as much as a normal person’s entire vacation.
So, let’s take a look at said accessories: I […]
By Liberty -- 2 comments
December 27th, 2007
Damn, Them Jeans Be Tight!
Oh, it’s so good to be back, dahlings. Ain’t Christmas just a killer? Sure, it’s all warm and fuzzy and what not, but goddang does it ever put a cramp in my snarky style. Couple that with the endless hours I spent hurling my brains out (and not because I drank […]
By Liberty -- 7 comments
December 18th, 2007
Headed for a Fashion *uck-Up!
It’s not often I have something nasty to say about David Beckham, but when I saw this pic, I paused…and not just to wipe the drool from my snarky lips.
No, I paused in this instance because I am having a hard time figuring out just what in the hell is […]
By Liberty -- 26 comments
December 17th, 2007
Busted! (With Bad Clothes On!)
Who cares about rumors of infidelity, what Eva Longoria really ought to be concerned with is her fashion indiscretions.
Seriously, dahlings, just WTF is up with the pleated shorts? Last I knew “Dockers” was not a brand name synonymous with high-style celeb fashion. And the jacket, while cute in that C-3PO-ish […]
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December 12th, 2007
Wow. Wherever Britney Spears shops needs to close immediately. Seriously.
That’s all I have to say.
Thank You.
Tags: Hollywood Damsels, Why-oh-Why
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December 10th, 2007
Greetings, dahlings. Today, I’m here to tell you that I’m all about transformations. To see a star - or any chick - go from godawful ugly to cat-calling sexy makes my fashionable heart sing (though a little piece of my snarkiness admittedly feels abandoned). It happens all the time; stars get a hold of their […]
By Liberty -- 4 comments
December 7th, 2007
Arg! Me Outfit’s Authentic, Matey.
Let me just begin by saying that I loves me some swashbuckling fun as much as the next Snarky Broad. And I also happen to loves me some Keira Knightley to a certain extent, (though I still maintain that her head is far too large for her skeletal body). And I […]
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December 6th, 2007
Cameron, no! Not you, too!
So…here we go again. I feel like I’m in some bad dream, a la Groundhog Day or something. I have to ask, dahlings: WTF is up with this new Emperor Penguin Couture?!?
Seriously now, here are two gorgeous ladies. Cameron Diaz here, and Jennifer Garner below. Both are talented, both have pulled […]
By Liberty -- 1 comment
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