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January 23rd, 2008

Heavy Metal Hilary Duff

Shiny, Happy Hilary
Whoa, now. Is Miss Hilary Duff getting a bit edgy for her britches, or is it just moi? Girlfriend be looking metallic today. As in, taking the metallic trend a bit over the edge. Quite a bit.
But yanno, I’m thinking she may be competing in a Tough Girl contest here or something. The […]

By Liberty -- 7 comments

January 17th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Redefines “Bad Hair Day”

Bad Hair Day in Hollywood = Bad Wig Day!
It used to be that if a star was having a bad hair day, she threw on a hat. Now, she throws on a wig. Or extensions. Or freaky scarves (see Amy Winehouse, below).
Case in point: Lindsay Lohan. The other day, she was looking awesome with her […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

January 17th, 2008

Amy Winehouse’s Look Needs a Little Rehab

I Say “No, no, no!”
This is one of those pix that makes my snarky self salivate to the point of near dehydration. Seriously. It’s just packed full of opportunities to shred. God Bless you, Amy Winehouse.
So, yes, she’s blond. For a couple weeks now. And I still hate it. Maybe now more than ever. The […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

January 15th, 2008

Kim Cattrall: Seriously, Get Off the Beach!

Kim Cattrall in Mushroom Top Ready-to-Wear
Now, did Kim Cattrall not head my snarky advice from the other day, or what? I can’t decide what’s worse - her catastrophic look in the other photo, or the fact that she’s wearing some poor garden gnome’s mushroom house on top of her head in this one.
Seriously, does this […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

January 11th, 2008

Kim Cattrall’s Beachy-Keen Catastrophe

Not Sexy Nor City
Well now here’s beach attire you don’t see every day - thank Gawd! Kim Cattrall is looking about as far from “Sexy” and “City” as one chick can get. The problem here is that I cannot decide which I hate most:

The super high-waisted Granny briefs
The saggy Girls
The long-ass white coat
The Uggs
The turquoise […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

January 10th, 2008

Did Paris Hilton Go Blind?

My Eyes! My Eyes!
Looks like Paris Hilton wasn’t kidding when she sang that dandy of a single Stars Are Blind (which, ahem, I might have downloaded off of iTunes, cough cough. Must’ve been drunk).
Not sure if her stylist took the day off or if P. Hil was feeling a little feisty or what, but […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

January 7th, 2008

Ellen Page: New It Girl; New Fashion Disaster

Juno’s Ellen Page
Oh Lordy. With every new break-through star comes new opportunities for Fashion F***-Ups.
Case in point: Ellen Page. This is one mega-talented chick with one helluva promising movie in her back pocket (that would be Juno, for those of you just emerging from your rock). But for some reason, she couldn’t find it within […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

January 4th, 2008

A Hollywood Trend to Nix: Leggings with Cocktail Dresses

Drew Barrymore

Diane Kruger

Jennifer Connelly
It’s no secret how my pal Dexie over at Style It Less feels about leggings. But moi, I kept my options open, wavering between “This look is godawful” and “Meh, I suppose I can deal”. But now that I am repeatedly accosted with photos of perfectly good cocktail dresses becoming ruined by […]

By Liberty -- 4 comments

January 3rd, 2008

White and Tight: A Hollywood Diva’s Tale

Whoa, Hollywood Trend Alert!
If Mariah Carey and Jennifer Hudson have anything to say about things, it looks like White and Tight is the name of the game in the Big H.
Yanno, I guess I’m ambivalent regarding this trend. Call me an old fashioned gal, but in my flawless mind, white still has its place…in summer. […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

January 3rd, 2008

Posh and Becks: A Scene from a Bad Movie?!?

Just WTF is Going on Here?!?
Uhhh…..
Dahlings, what in the hell has happened to this gorgeous supercouple? Seriously, I have not seen a photo of Victoria and David Beckham this hideous in, like, ever. It’s rare to ever see a pic where these two are not looking at the top of their game, but this…this is […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment