January 24th, 2008
Well, Lordy Be. Seems Amy Winehouse must be reading her some Snarkstress, hm dahlings? As I suggested, she’s ditched her platinum hive in lieu of heading back to black…all while gearing up to head back to rehab.
It’s actually great to see her funky ass back in the dark. It just wasn’t the same having her […]
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January 23rd, 2008
Shiny, Happy Hilary
Whoa, now. Is Miss Hilary Duff getting a bit edgy for her britches, or is it just moi? Girlfriend be looking metallic today. As in, taking the metallic trend a bit over the edge. Quite a bit.
But yanno, I’m thinking she may be competing in a Tough Girl contest here or something. The […]
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December 27th, 2007
Damn, Them Jeans Be Tight!
Oh, it’s so good to be back, dahlings. Ain’t Christmas just a killer? Sure, it’s all warm and fuzzy and what not, but goddang does it ever put a cramp in my snarky style. Couple that with the endless hours I spent hurling my brains out (and not because I drank […]
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October 18th, 2007
Riding Off Into the Sunset (To the Bank)
‘Scuse me, but did I miss the memo about the Horse Look making a re-emergence? WTF is Janet thinking here? I know I’m thinking “I’ll put twenty on Street Sense”, how ’bout you, dahlings? And at the same time, I’m having flashbacks of my eighth-grade fashion disasters. Gah! […]
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October 17th, 2007
Britney Doing the Wig Gig
Who knew I’d be able to make this Wig Week here at Snarkstress? Sheesh, between Paris and now Brit-Brit, I’ve got enough Shredder Fodder to last for days.
I do have to snicker (all right, guffaw), because don’t you find it hilarious that Britney has taken to wearing wigs at the same […]
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October 12th, 2007
Oh, Baby!
So I’m not sure I would’ve pegged J. Lo as a Private Pregger. I figured she’d be flaunting her bump all over the block. I guess I figured wrong. Instead, she’s taken to hiding out in these tenty-ass dresses, hiding the natural beauty that a pregnant chick has. I find it a shame, really. […]
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October 3rd, 2007
Spooky, Creepy, Icky
I’ll wait a sec as the collective “Ewwwww” from the audience subsides…
Yeah, still waiting.
I know. Isn’t it almost grotesque?
Okay, are we done now? Let’s see here. Where to begin? Well, we have the exposed rib cage to your left. The punching bag-like girls in the center. The “Where’s-my-goddamn-blush-brush-oh-wait-this-giant-powder-puff-will-have-to-do” pink cheeks. The wrinkly-ass back, […]
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September 20th, 2007
Peekaboo-Playing Paula
I’m about ready to wrap up my Emmy coverage here dahlings, but would I ever be remiss if I didn’t address this train wreck. Yeah, the chick is loopy, I get it; but surely she must have noticed her tata coming out to greet the world, right? I know it’s covered and all, but […]
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September 14th, 2007
Ashlee’s Smokin’
What was I just saying a couple days ago about Jess taking fashion cues from her ‘lil sis? Check out this link if you don’t remember: My gospel
Now, do you see what I mean? Is it even disputable who’s looking hotter these days? C’mon, Jess, let’s bring it, already. Ash has been all over […]
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September 12th, 2007
Lil’ Mama or Lil’ Bo Peep?
Welp, dahlings, here it is. The Be All and End All WTF?!? outfit from the MTV Video Music Awards. And you thought Britney looked bad…
Word on the street is that the “Lip Gloss” rapper, Lil’ Mama, was only dressing the part, yanno, since she’s known as the “baby” rapper. Baby […]
By Liberty -- 7 comments
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