August 31st, 2007
TMI, Brit-Brit. TMI.
Oh, does this chick ever make my job easy. Seriously. I almost feel bad (well, not really) capitalizing on such a troubled young lady, but jeez, when you are already walking a thin line in the “normalcy” department and then you pull a stunt like this…whatever. She’s asking for it, dahlings, don’t you […]
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August 26th, 2007
Another week come and gone already, dahlings? As we near the end of summer, my Beauty & Style cronies are cranking out the posts to help you ease into your fall. Here’s what you might have missed this week:
At Burning the Scale, Claire explores whether or not there is an obesity gene. Interesting read - […]
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August 21st, 2007
A Shot in the Dark
Whoa there. Is this our little Mandy Moore? My source says it is, but my eyeballs tell me it’s Alyssa Milano circa early Charmed.
So, what’s with this dark new look? Evidently, Ms. Creepypants has some out-of-typecast role coming up and now she’s feeling the need to project this in real life. […]
By Liberty -- 7 comments
August 20th, 2007
Caramel or Nougat?
There are days when this honey rocks her curves, and there are days where I’m left wondering WTF she’s been nipping on while getting dressed. Guess which way I’m leaning today?
For some fairly obvious reason, I CANNOT get images of chocolate boxes out of my head. I mean, does this not look like […]
By Liberty -- 2 comments
August 16th, 2007
So Close, Ashley!
Gah! I was FINALLY set to say something positive about at least half of the Olsen twinks, but as my eyes progressed downward, my shredder began sensing it was time for action and started whirring away.
What in the hell is on her legs?
At first, I’m thinking: Omigod, put down your damn camera and […]
By Liberty -- 2 comments
August 13th, 2007
Nah, nah, NO Kylie!
Egads! Way to start a Monday morning, no? Check out sweet little Kylie Minogue here–if you don’t become hypnotized by this freak-a-leak pattern, that is.
The sad thing is this: This chick is really about the size of a third-grader in real life, but here she looks like she’s the twin of a […]
By Liberty -- 1 comment
August 11th, 2007
WTF?
Okay, this is almost too easy. Once again, my trusty shredder is getting a workout compliments of Ms. Dunst. The Snarkstress is starting to believe that this could be a weekly thing. I’ll call it “The Kirsten”.
Where the eff is this girl’s stylist? I realize a lot of people take vacation in the summertime, […]
By Liberty -- 2 comments
August 8th, 2007
Channeling Dionne?
So recently, I read a review on this Paris get-up that was…gasp!…positive. Say what? Somebody thought this looked good? OK, well, maybe back in the seventies, but now I’m just assaulted with memories of Donna Summer, Tina Turner and various other girlie girls from the Solid Gold era. Bleh.
Even if I could get past […]
By Liberty -- 3 comments
August 6th, 2007
Hello, my loves.
As promised, here are my Top Seven Luxury Items. Thanks to Dexie over at Style It Less, I have now salivated an ankle-deep puddle around my snarkly shoes. Sigh. Soon, my dahlings. Soon I will own every single thing on this list. Just you wait.
OK, here we go:
Tiffany Diamond Initial Pendant
Oh yeah, baby. […]
By Liberty -- 8 comments
August 3rd, 2007
Fruit-a-rooty.
Let me just preface this post by saying that I adore Eva Longoria (Parker? Did she take his name? Probably not). She is just the cutest thing there ever was and she is normally very stylish. The Snarkstress almost always approves.
This time…not so much.
The problem here is a quick fix, though. I realize that […]
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