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January 25th, 2008

A Once In A Lifetime Praising…Of Angelina Jolie

Okay, dahlings. A quick scan of The Snarkstress’s archives will quickly uncover the fact that I pretty much despise Skangelina, er, Angelina Jolie. In fact, on any given day, I’d rather sew my head to the carpet than praise this woman for anything, let alone her wardrobe.
But alas, I have reached my darkest hour. […]

By Liberty -- 6 comments

January 16th, 2008

Katie Holmes is Becoming a Little Too Posh

Dahlings, I have a question: With her sophisticated new look, her husband’s support and returned-to-calm demeanor and a beautiful baby girl, why does the Snarkstress Style Icon Leader, Katie Holmes, never seem to be smiling anymore? Why?
I’ll tell you why: she’s been hanging out with the likes of Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Frowny-Face, too much […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

January 14th, 2008

Gisele Bundchen in Swiss Miss Couture

Yodel-ay-hee-ewwwww!
Why do I suddenly feel like yodeling? Ah, wait. Perhaps it’s this horribly wretched outfit that sexay thang Gisele Bundchen is sporting. WTF is this all about, anyway? Yeah, this was a fashion show, and yes, rarely is anything in a fashion show even remotely wearable in the real world, but damn! I’ve got Mountain […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

January 10th, 2008

Who’s Sporting The Most Stylish Bump in Hollywood?

Berry’s Baby Bump
Boy, there are a whole lot of bumps going on in Hollywood right now. Has it been extra cold over there or something? Sheesh. No matter, Bump Watch is always a fun past time, and I am totally looking forward to seeing what Jessica Alba and Nicole Kidman brew up. I’ll bet they’ll […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

January 9th, 2008

Reese and Katie are Neck and Neck: Vote Now

Katie Holmes at the Critic’s Choice Awards
The race is on and Katie Holmes and Reese Witherspoon are neck and neck in the great debate of Hollywood’s Top Style Icon. But I hafta say, Katie’s look at Sunday’s Critic’s Choice Awards may be enough to push her into the top spot. She looked stunning, yet real. […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

January 7th, 2008

Exercise Your Right to Vote (For Hollywood’s Best-Dressed, That Is)

Is Katie Holmes Your #1 Gal?
Yeah, I’ll admit it. Mrs. Cruise, aka Katie Holmes, has got me seriously rethinking my favorite Hollywood Style Mavens. I mean, has this chick come a long way or what? She’s gone from Tom’s young and giggly couch-jumping inspiration to the epitome of class, sophistication, and Bad-Ass Momdom (um, hello. […]

By Liberty -- 9 comments

January 4th, 2008

More White Nights in Hollywood: These Ones Snarkstress Approved

Everyone’s allowed to be hypocritical every now and again, dahlings. Always remember that.
Okay, now that I put that out there, let’s all take a moment to drool over how white is done right with these ladies, as opposed to the chicklets below.
Sophia Bush - My least favorite in this set, which almost landed in […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

January 3rd, 2008

Posh and Becks: A Scene from a Bad Movie?!?

Just WTF is Going on Here?!?
Uhhh…..
Dahlings, what in the hell has happened to this gorgeous supercouple? Seriously, I have not seen a photo of Victoria and David Beckham this hideous in, like, ever. It’s rare to ever see a pic where these two are not looking at the top of their game, but this…this is […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

December 27th, 2007

Mariah Carey Gives New Meaning to “Skinny Jeans”

Damn, Them Jeans Be Tight!
Oh, it’s so good to be back, dahlings. Ain’t Christmas just a killer? Sure, it’s all warm and fuzzy and what not, but goddang does it ever put a cramp in my snarky style. Couple that with the endless hours I spent hurling my brains out (and not because I drank […]

By Liberty -- 7 comments

December 17th, 2007

Eva Longoria’s Indiscretions (Fashion, That Is)

Busted! (With Bad Clothes On!)
Who cares about rumors of infidelity, what Eva Longoria really ought to be concerned with is her fashion indiscretions.
Seriously, dahlings, just WTF is up with the pleated shorts? Last I knew “Dockers” was not a brand name synonymous with high-style celeb fashion. And the jacket, while cute in that C-3PO-ish […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments