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Snarkstress

January 21st, 2008

Tom Cruise: Dapper-ific Daddy-O

Looking Good, Daddy-O
Check out Tom Cruise, here with his oft-forgotten about son, Connor. Pretty dapper, no? I’m loving the vest under the jacket. It helps tone down the shinyness of the suit, which, coupled up with the sheen of the tie, could have come off as woefully obnoxious.
What’s more? The suit fits well, his […]

By Liberty -- 12 comments

January 14th, 2008

A Great Man Look on Mr. Brad Pitt

Angelina? Fuhgeddabouder!
Quick! Someone check my coffee cup! I am certain I spiked my brew this morning, but now I’m wondering because I think I’m losing my head. Why? Because I am about to give Brad Pitt’s godforsaken hat my Snarkstress Seal of Approval.
Dahlings, it’s no secret I hate this hair-hider, but goddamn, here it actually […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

January 3rd, 2008

Posh and Becks: A Scene from a Bad Movie?!?

Just WTF is Going on Here?!?
Uhhh…..
Dahlings, what in the hell has happened to this gorgeous supercouple? Seriously, I have not seen a photo of Victoria and David Beckham this hideous in, like, ever. It’s rare to ever see a pic where these two are not looking at the top of their game, but this…this is […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

December 28th, 2007

Is Fergie a Girlie Girl?

Think Fergie’s Clumsy in the Looks Department?
By now you’ve all probably heard the big news that singer Fergie is sporting mega-hottie Josh Duhamel’s bling. And while I’m happy for any sistah who can score that fine hunk of manflesh, sometimes when I look at Fergie, I find myself thinking…Damn! That chick looks like manflesh.
So, this […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

December 20th, 2007

David Beckham in Armani…Underwear!

This might be the simplest post I have ever written. Truly.
As promised, I bring you Becks’s Tightie Whitie Photo (aka The David Beckham Armani Underwear Ad). Ready for my wordy and well-thought-out commentary, my dahlings? Okay, here it is:
Feast. Your. Eyes.
Goodnight.
*This photo was originally featured on another Snark-tastic site, Gossip On Sports. Thanks to Jodie […]

By Liberty -- 4 comments

December 18th, 2007

What the Heck is on David Beckham’s Head?!?

Headed for a Fashion *uck-Up!
It’s not often I have something nasty to say about David Beckham, but when I saw this pic, I paused…and not just to wipe the drool from my snarky lips.
No, I paused in this instance because I am having a hard time figuring out just what in the hell is […]

By Liberty -- 26 comments

December 16th, 2007

Men, Take Note: Will Smith’s Got it Going On

I’m hoping the men of the world will take note here. Not only is Will Smith talented, dedicated and completely in love with his wife (Work it, Jada!), he is also one helluva dresser.
Now, some might think an international phenom such as Mr. Smith might rest on his laurels and dial in a shitty […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

November 14th, 2007

Again With the Hat, Brad Pitt

Continuing with Day 2 of When Snarkstress’s Fabby Faves *uck Up we have one-time mega-sexyhot Angie-and-all-these-damn-kids-are-making-me-go-bald Brad Pitt, donning once again this freaking cap that he must’ve gotten surgically affixed to his head to cover his grays and baldness. I mean, seriously dahlings, show me a recent picture of Mr. Pitt without this hat on […]

By Liberty -- 4 comments

November 5th, 2007

Katie Holmes: Marathon Mom

Katie’s Cruisin’
We interrupt this regularly-scheduled shredding to bring you kick-ass news: Katie Holmes completed the NYC marathon over the weekend in under six hours. That’s 26 miles, people. Holy shit.
Yeah, I rip on her a tad (like, uh, her girls are looking totally droopy in her running gear here), but really, that is one hulluva […]

By Liberty -- 5 comments

November 1st, 2007

Adrian Grenier in Richard Simmons Ready-to-Wear

Yo, Adrian!
Oh Gawd, dahlings, what a day. First I had to endure a brutal hangover from last night’s glowing punch, now I have to be assaulted with this photo. A horrific photo of the one man I’d consider leaving Mr. Snarkster for (well, er, uh…one of the men, anyway). My sexy little I-don’t-even-try-but-I’m-that-hot-anyway cutie, Entourage’s […]

By Liberty -- 5 comments