January 21st, 2008
Looking Good, Daddy-O
Check out Tom Cruise, here with his oft-forgotten about son, Connor. Pretty dapper, no? I’m loving the vest under the jacket. It helps tone down the shinyness of the suit, which, coupled up with the sheen of the tie, could have come off as woefully obnoxious.
What’s more? The suit fits well, his […]
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January 14th, 2008
Angelina? Fuhgeddabouder!
Quick! Someone check my coffee cup! I am certain I spiked my brew this morning, but now I’m wondering because I think I’m losing my head. Why? Because I am about to give Brad Pitt’s godforsaken hat my Snarkstress Seal of Approval.
Dahlings, it’s no secret I hate this hair-hider, but goddamn, here it actually […]
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January 3rd, 2008
Just WTF is Going on Here?!?
Uhhh…..
Dahlings, what in the hell has happened to this gorgeous supercouple? Seriously, I have not seen a photo of Victoria and David Beckham this hideous in, like, ever. It’s rare to ever see a pic where these two are not looking at the top of their game, but this…this is […]
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December 28th, 2007
Think Fergie’s Clumsy in the Looks Department?
By now you’ve all probably heard the big news that singer Fergie is sporting mega-hottie Josh Duhamel’s bling. And while I’m happy for any sistah who can score that fine hunk of manflesh, sometimes when I look at Fergie, I find myself thinking…Damn! That chick looks like manflesh.
So, this […]
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December 20th, 2007
This might be the simplest post I have ever written. Truly.
As promised, I bring you Becks’s Tightie Whitie Photo (aka The David Beckham Armani Underwear Ad). Ready for my wordy and well-thought-out commentary, my dahlings? Okay, here it is:
Feast. Your. Eyes.
Goodnight.
*This photo was originally featured on another Snark-tastic site, Gossip On Sports. Thanks to Jodie […]
By Liberty -- 4 comments
December 18th, 2007
Headed for a Fashion *uck-Up!
It’s not often I have something nasty to say about David Beckham, but when I saw this pic, I paused…and not just to wipe the drool from my snarky lips.
No, I paused in this instance because I am having a hard time figuring out just what in the hell is […]
By Liberty -- 26 comments
December 16th, 2007
I’m hoping the men of the world will take note here. Not only is Will Smith talented, dedicated and completely in love with his wife (Work it, Jada!), he is also one helluva dresser.
Now, some might think an international phenom such as Mr. Smith might rest on his laurels and dial in a shitty […]
By Liberty -- 2 comments
November 14th, 2007
Continuing with Day 2 of When Snarkstress’s Fabby Faves *uck Up we have one-time mega-sexyhot Angie-and-all-these-damn-kids-are-making-me-go-bald Brad Pitt, donning once again this freaking cap that he must’ve gotten surgically affixed to his head to cover his grays and baldness. I mean, seriously dahlings, show me a recent picture of Mr. Pitt without this hat on […]
By Liberty -- 4 comments
November 5th, 2007
Katie’s Cruisin’
We interrupt this regularly-scheduled shredding to bring you kick-ass news: Katie Holmes completed the NYC marathon over the weekend in under six hours. That’s 26 miles, people. Holy shit.
Yeah, I rip on her a tad (like, uh, her girls are looking totally droopy in her running gear here), but really, that is one hulluva […]
By Liberty -- 5 comments
November 1st, 2007
Yo, Adrian!
Oh Gawd, dahlings, what a day. First I had to endure a brutal hangover from last night’s glowing punch, now I have to be assaulted with this photo. A horrific photo of the one man I’d consider leaving Mr. Snarkster for (well, er, uh…one of the men, anyway). My sexy little I-don’t-even-try-but-I’m-that-hot-anyway cutie, Entourage’s […]
By Liberty -- 5 comments
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