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January 25th, 2008

A Once In A Lifetime Praising…Of Angelina Jolie

Okay, dahlings. A quick scan of The Snarkstress’s archives will quickly uncover the fact that I pretty much despise Skangelina, er, Angelina Jolie. In fact, on any given day, I’d rather sew my head to the carpet than praise this woman for anything, let alone her wardrobe.
But alas, I have reached my darkest hour. […]

By Liberty -- 6 comments

January 21st, 2008

Tom Cruise: Dapper-ific Daddy-O

Looking Good, Daddy-O
Check out Tom Cruise, here with his oft-forgotten about son, Connor. Pretty dapper, no? I’m loving the vest under the jacket. It helps tone down the shinyness of the suit, which, coupled up with the sheen of the tie, could have come off as woefully obnoxious.
What’s more? The suit fits well, his […]

By Liberty -- 12 comments

January 14th, 2008

A Great Man Look on Mr. Brad Pitt

Angelina? Fuhgeddabouder!
Quick! Someone check my coffee cup! I am certain I spiked my brew this morning, but now I’m wondering because I think I’m losing my head. Why? Because I am about to give Brad Pitt’s godforsaken hat my Snarkstress Seal of Approval.
Dahlings, it’s no secret I hate this hair-hider, but goddamn, here it actually […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

January 10th, 2008

Who’s Sporting The Most Stylish Bump in Hollywood?

Berry’s Baby Bump
Boy, there are a whole lot of bumps going on in Hollywood right now. Has it been extra cold over there or something? Sheesh. No matter, Bump Watch is always a fun past time, and I am totally looking forward to seeing what Jessica Alba and Nicole Kidman brew up. I’ll bet they’ll […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

January 9th, 2008

Reese and Katie are Neck and Neck: Vote Now

Katie Holmes at the Critic’s Choice Awards
The race is on and Katie Holmes and Reese Witherspoon are neck and neck in the great debate of Hollywood’s Top Style Icon. But I hafta say, Katie’s look at Sunday’s Critic’s Choice Awards may be enough to push her into the top spot. She looked stunning, yet real. […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

January 1st, 2008

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline: Fashionable Couple of 2008?


By Liberty -- 3 comments

December 31st, 2007

Cheers to the New Year from Your Snarky Pal

See ya, 2007. Thanks for the Memories!
As we prepare to blow out the candles of 2007 and pop the cork to 2008, I just wanted to thank you all for an amazing year! I’ve had so much fun and I hope you have, too. I can’t wait for more drinks and dishing in the year […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

December 20th, 2007

David Beckham in Armani…Underwear!

This might be the simplest post I have ever written. Truly.
As promised, I bring you Becks’s Tightie Whitie Photo (aka The David Beckham Armani Underwear Ad). Ready for my wordy and well-thought-out commentary, my dahlings? Okay, here it is:
Feast. Your. Eyes.
Goodnight.
*This photo was originally featured on another Snark-tastic site, Gossip On Sports. Thanks to Jodie […]

By Liberty -- 4 comments

December 19th, 2007

Miley Cyrus is a Purple People Greeter

Peace Out, Peeps
First off, dahlings, let me take a moment to note how many times I had to use my backspace button because my fingers just can’t help but type “Ray” after “Miley”. As in, Miley Ray Cyrus. Cripe. My snarky brain just can’t grasp that she ain’t her daddy’s namesake, thank Gawd. Moving on…
Here’s […]

By Liberty -- 8 comments

December 3rd, 2007

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: You Watching?

It’s Almost Show Time!
Consider this your Public Service Announcement of the Day, dahlings. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Be there…or be chastised by moi.
See, here’s the thing. I have a very hearty obsession for all things Victoria’s Secret, and it’s not because I’m that way, it’s because I appreciate beauty (and I also happen to […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments