January 25th, 2008
Okay, dahlings. A quick scan of The Snarkstress’s archives will quickly uncover the fact that I pretty much despise Skangelina, er, Angelina Jolie. In fact, on any given day, I’d rather sew my head to the carpet than praise this woman for anything, let alone her wardrobe.
But alas, I have reached my darkest hour. […]
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January 21st, 2008
Looking Good, Daddy-O
Check out Tom Cruise, here with his oft-forgotten about son, Connor. Pretty dapper, no? I’m loving the vest under the jacket. It helps tone down the shinyness of the suit, which, coupled up with the sheen of the tie, could have come off as woefully obnoxious.
What’s more? The suit fits well, his […]
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January 14th, 2008
Angelina? Fuhgeddabouder!
Quick! Someone check my coffee cup! I am certain I spiked my brew this morning, but now I’m wondering because I think I’m losing my head. Why? Because I am about to give Brad Pitt’s godforsaken hat my Snarkstress Seal of Approval.
Dahlings, it’s no secret I hate this hair-hider, but goddamn, here it actually […]
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January 10th, 2008
Berry’s Baby Bump
Boy, there are a whole lot of bumps going on in Hollywood right now. Has it been extra cold over there or something? Sheesh. No matter, Bump Watch is always a fun past time, and I am totally looking forward to seeing what Jessica Alba and Nicole Kidman brew up. I’ll bet they’ll […]
By Liberty -- 3 comments
January 9th, 2008
Katie Holmes at the Critic’s Choice Awards
The race is on and Katie Holmes and Reese Witherspoon are neck and neck in the great debate of Hollywood’s Top Style Icon. But I hafta say, Katie’s look at Sunday’s Critic’s Choice Awards may be enough to push her into the top spot. She looked stunning, yet real. […]
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December 31st, 2007
See ya, 2007. Thanks for the Memories!
As we prepare to blow out the candles of 2007 and pop the cork to 2008, I just wanted to thank you all for an amazing year! I’ve had so much fun and I hope you have, too. I can’t wait for more drinks and dishing in the year […]
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December 20th, 2007
This might be the simplest post I have ever written. Truly.
As promised, I bring you Becks’s Tightie Whitie Photo (aka The David Beckham Armani Underwear Ad). Ready for my wordy and well-thought-out commentary, my dahlings? Okay, here it is:
Feast. Your. Eyes.
Goodnight.
*This photo was originally featured on another Snark-tastic site, Gossip On Sports. Thanks to Jodie […]
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December 19th, 2007
Peace Out, Peeps
First off, dahlings, let me take a moment to note how many times I had to use my backspace button because my fingers just can’t help but type “Ray” after “Miley”. As in, Miley Ray Cyrus. Cripe. My snarky brain just can’t grasp that she ain’t her daddy’s namesake, thank Gawd. Moving on…
Here’s […]
By Liberty -- 8 comments
December 3rd, 2007
It’s Almost Show Time!
Consider this your Public Service Announcement of the Day, dahlings. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Be there…or be chastised by moi.
See, here’s the thing. I have a very hearty obsession for all things Victoria’s Secret, and it’s not because I’m that way, it’s because I appreciate beauty (and I also happen to […]
By Liberty -- 3 comments
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