September 6th, 2007
Jackie’s Gotta Be Turning Over…
Let me begin this post by putting it right out there: I am NOT a Skankgelina (er, Angelina) fan. I think she’s icky to the enth degree and I’m not buying this new persona she’s trying to push on us all. Oh - and I totally loathe her for taking Brad […]
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August 31st, 2007
TMI, Brit-Brit. TMI.
Oh, does this chick ever make my job easy. Seriously. I almost feel bad (well, not really) capitalizing on such a troubled young lady, but jeez, when you are already walking a thin line in the “normalcy” department and then you pull a stunt like this…whatever. She’s asking for it, dahlings, don’t you […]
By Liberty -- 13 comments
August 30th, 2007
Wheeeeee! Summer Fun With Juliette’s Pants!
Yanno, this photo leaves me with gobs of comments to make, so why don’t I get started, dahlings, hm?
1. First off, on a positive note (gah!), does this funky girlfriend ever age? I mean, dear Neptune, she looks the same as she did a million or so years ago when […]
By Liberty -- 5 comments
August 29th, 2007
A Little Peter, Paul and Mary To Start Your Day?
When I first saw this photo, I thought, “Whoa now, this chick is taking Bohemian Chill just a smidge too far.” And then my eyes fell upon the actual pattern of the dress and I thought, “Oh, I get it. She’s decided to really give a […]
By Liberty -- 3 comments
August 27th, 2007
Fiori di Julia
Been to Vegas lately, dahlings? In specific, been to Bellagio? If so, you may recognize the incredible Fiori di Como ceiling…all over Julia Stiles!
Okay, so on a ceiling, hand-blown glass flowers of every color are magnificent. On a human body…not so much. Now, I’m all about pretty summer florals, but this is TOO. […]
By Liberty -- 6 comments
August 25th, 2007
Looking (Literally) Hot
First off, dahlings, let me just say how hard it has been to train my fingies not to type “Stamos” after Romijn. What’s it been, a jillion years? And yet it still doesn’t seem right. Sigh.
Anyway, it looks like Mrs. O’ Connell is in desperate need of some extinguishment on the quick. Any […]
By Liberty -- 3 comments
August 20th, 2007
Caramel or Nougat?
There are days when this honey rocks her curves, and there are days where I’m left wondering WTF she’s been nipping on while getting dressed. Guess which way I’m leaning today?
For some fairly obvious reason, I CANNOT get images of chocolate boxes out of my head. I mean, does this not look like […]
By Liberty -- 2 comments
August 17th, 2007
Can I See Some ID, Please?
Well, I knew that the couch-jumping exercise regimen did a body good, but jeez, has Tom somehow figured out how to completely reverse the hands of time? I mean, with this Beatle-ish outfit, the bowl-esque cut, and the sunnies to hide those, uh, fine lines, Tommy’s looking like quite the […]
By Liberty -- 7 comments
August 16th, 2007
So Close, Ashley!
Gah! I was FINALLY set to say something positive about at least half of the Olsen twinks, but as my eyes progressed downward, my shredder began sensing it was time for action and started whirring away.
What in the hell is on her legs?
At first, I’m thinking: Omigod, put down your damn camera and […]
By Liberty -- 2 comments
August 14th, 2007
Future’s So Bright, huh Kanye?
By now you’ve heard about the tete-a-tete between rappers 50 Cent and Kanye West, no? If not, it’s time to set the drinkies down and venture out of your cove, my lovelies.
So what The Snarkstress takes away from this picture is that Kanye is feeling so damn sure his new album […]
By Liberty -- 4 comments
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