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Snarkstress

January 14th, 2008

Gisele Bundchen in Swiss Miss Couture

Yodel-ay-hee-ewwwww!
Why do I suddenly feel like yodeling? Ah, wait. Perhaps it’s this horribly wretched outfit that sexay thang Gisele Bundchen is sporting. WTF is this all about, anyway? Yeah, this was a fashion show, and yes, rarely is anything in a fashion show even remotely wearable in the real world, but damn! I’ve got Mountain […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

January 10th, 2008

Did Paris Hilton Go Blind?

My Eyes! My Eyes!
Looks like Paris Hilton wasn’t kidding when she sang that dandy of a single Stars Are Blind (which, ahem, I might have downloaded off of iTunes, cough cough. Must’ve been drunk).
Not sure if her stylist took the day off or if P. Hil was feeling a little feisty or what, but […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

January 2nd, 2008

Neil Patrick Harris Gives New Meaning to the Term “Beach Bum”

‘Scuse me a sec, dahlings. I know we just leapt into a New Year, but did time somehow go backwards and nobody bothered to tell me? I sure as hell hope so, because that is the only way I could explain away the dastardly beach duds Neil Patrick Harris and his boy lovah, David Burtka, […]

By Liberty -- 8 comments

December 30th, 2007

A Fun and Fresh Look on Miley Cyrus

What Up, Funky-Fresh Chick?
So when I first saw this pic of Miley Cyrus, I was totally inclined to say “Gah!” In fact, I had 100% anticipated ripping her to shreds, as I so love to do (to everyone, of course, not just Miley). I must say that I totally hate this bag. When the day […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

December 5th, 2007

Jennifer Garner Looking Mighty…Uh…Floral?

Now, Just What is Going on Here?
Look. I’m not one to go head-to-head with InStyle all that often (I said “all that often”, not “never, ever”. Sheesh.) But when I saw that they chose this pic of Jennifer Garner as their Look of the Day, I pretty much shot my Manhattan right through my schnoz, […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

October 24th, 2007

Liv Tyler’s Got Me Cryin’

A Little Pol(ar) Dancing, Liv?
Is it just me, or is this not the weirdest picture ev-ah, my dahlings? The red backdrop looks all slutty and burlesque-y, but Mr. Aersosmith’s daughter is a mix of bad-girl in a short dress and up-to-there boots, and nerd girl in a pontytail, wrapped in a blankie knitted by grandma. […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

October 15th, 2007

Paris Hilton: Gettin’ Wiggy Wit It

Brunette Bombshell (Or Just Plain Bomb)?
So, wow, Paris is at it again, eh? I figured her wig obsession would be coming to a close, that it was just “one of those things”. A phase, of sorts. Welp, perhaps I was wrong. This time she’s channeling sister Nicky - and not succeeding. If there’s one thing […]

By Liberty -- 4 comments

October 12th, 2007

J. Lo Preggo Party

Oh, Baby!
So I’m not sure I would’ve pegged J. Lo as a Private Pregger. I figured she’d be flaunting her bump all over the block. I guess I figured wrong. Instead, she’s taken to hiding out in these tenty-ass dresses, hiding the natural beauty that a pregnant chick has. I find it a shame, really. […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

October 1st, 2007

Lauren “Lampshade” Conrad

Lemme Light Your Night
Whoa. Little L.C. had me running for The Hills when I caught a load of this freaky frock. It looks like Bad Lampshade Delivery Day at Tuesday Mornings, giant-sized. Gawd! The colors are fun and young (a bit of a twist for her “Who Needs Color?” ass), but the print (is this […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

September 18th, 2007

Emmy Awards Snarkstress Style

So I’m a day late recapping the Emmys. Sue me. I was over launching this hot new little blog for the Teen set, TeenStyleLounge (grab your Shirley Temple and check it out).
But I promise, my dahlings, this post will more than make up for my tardy coverage. Because here, only for YOU my dear lambies, […]

By Liberty -- 9 comments