Snarkstress

June 29th, 2008

The Hilton Gals on the Prowl: Who Looked Better?

The life of a Hilton heir: Lunch at The Ivy and a four-hour shopping spree to places like Kitson and Alice + Olivia. Rough stuff.

Now, in my not-so-snarky opinion (it’s Sunday and I’m feeling a little…kind. Gah!), both Paris and Nicky are looking pretty fly here. Paris is mucho coordinated, but for some reason it […]

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May 8th, 2008

A Demure Little Paris Hilton…Imagine That

Oui, Oui Paris!
Such an innocent little flower, that Paris Hilton. At least she likes to think so. I mean, check out this “Who me?” pose of hers. Whatever. You ain’t foolin’ us, P. Hil. We know all about you and your wiley ways. Right, dahlings?
But…I am so off-point, here. So Paris is putting on her […]

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March 21st, 2008

Paris Hilton: From Gah! to Groovy

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Happy Friday, dahlings!
Today we get to witness what is quite possibly the most wretched photo ever taken of one Paris Hilton (top). I mean, seriously. The only thing that would make this worse is if […]

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