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August 6th, 2007

Are You Freaking Kidding Me?

From Mommy to Street Walker
Greetings, dahlings.
I can assure you this will be a quick post because, well, not much needs to be said here. Well, not much other than “WTF was Brit thinking?!?”
Puh-leeze. Where is hardbody, cutey/sexy Brit of days gone by? Cripe, I’d even take skanky Barefoot-in-a-Gas-Station-Bathroom Brit over this. I mean, this […]

By Liberty -- 14 comments

August 1st, 2007

While We’re At The Pumpkin Patch…

Enough Already.
Yanno, I am so over this pumpkin-y/peach-y color scheme on blondes. Here we are, once again, subjected to yet another victim of the “Patch Invasion”–Pumpkin Patch, that is.
Could you be a love and hold on a sec while I search for my megaphone, dahling? OK, here we go…
Ahem. “Hear ye, hear ye: BLONDES OF […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

July 25th, 2007

Look, Everyone! Here Come Kirsten’s Lips!

Too. Much. Red.
Okay. Wow. Now, I’m all about the girl-power that is Kirsten Dunst, but dear me, what in the hell kind of red fruit exploded onto her lips? Maybe she’s trying to relive her old Interview With a Vampire days, I dunno, but she’s killing me here.
As if it’s not bad enough that her […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments