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January 3rd, 2008

Posh and Becks: A Scene from a Bad Movie?!?

Just WTF is Going on Here?!?
Uhhh…..
Dahlings, what in the hell has happened to this gorgeous supercouple? Seriously, I have not seen a photo of Victoria and David Beckham this hideous in, like, ever. It’s rare to ever see a pic where these two are not looking at the top of their game, but this…this is […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

October 25th, 2007

Is Mary-Kate’s Look a Trick or a Treat?

Freaky-Teaky!
Gawd dahlings, I am sooo over this look for Ms. Twinny-Twin. Someone get the girl a brush! A non-bag-like dress! Some eye makeup remover! A smile!
If she’s on her way to some creepfest, cool. If not, my suggestion is to leave the Elvira-in-Training look behind. She’s so young and potentially cute…if only someone could convince […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

October 3rd, 2007

Creepy Courtney Strikes Again

Spooky, Creepy, Icky
I’ll wait a sec as the collective “Ewwwww” from the audience subsides…
Yeah, still waiting.
I know. Isn’t it almost grotesque?
Okay, are we done now? Let’s see here. Where to begin? Well, we have the exposed rib cage to your left. The punching bag-like girls in the center. The “Where’s-my-goddamn-blush-brush-oh-wait-this-giant-powder-puff-will-have-to-do” pink cheeks. The wrinkly-ass back, […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

September 18th, 2007

Emmy Awards Snarkstress Style

So I’m a day late recapping the Emmys. Sue me. I was over launching this hot new little blog for the Teen set, TeenStyleLounge (grab your Shirley Temple and check it out).
But I promise, my dahlings, this post will more than make up for my tardy coverage. Because here, only for YOU my dear lambies, […]

By Liberty -- 9 comments

September 11th, 2007

Guess Whose Gnarly Nails?

Need a Nail Tech Here, Please!
Okay, dahlings. After a pretty soft and forgiving week last week, The Snarkstress is back with a vengeance. And for some reason, this particular subject continues to give me reason to shred her.
Any idea whose disgusting nails these are? Hint: Her highly-anticipated comeback got a shredding of its own […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

August 21st, 2007

Vamp Tramp

A Shot in the Dark
Whoa there. Is this our little Mandy Moore? My source says it is, but my eyeballs tell me it’s Alyssa Milano circa early Charmed.
So, what’s with this dark new look? Evidently, Ms. Creepypants has some out-of-typecast role coming up and now she’s feeling the need to project this in real life. […]

By Liberty -- 7 comments

August 20th, 2007

Mischa, The Giant Handbag

Shiny, Happy Mischa
The other day, I wore an outfit that would have been perfectly capped off by a handbag that looked exactly like…Mischa’s dress! What in the hell was she thinking when she suited up with this thing on? I am not getting this look, whatsoever. The fabric is a problem, yeah. The cut is […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

August 19th, 2007

Sunday Stumble

Another wonderful week at the Beauty & Style channel, my dahlings. In case you missed it, here were some of the high points from a few of my fabby cohorts:
Sabah at The Latest Luxe gives us One Theory on Global Style. Check it out…The Snarkstress approves.
Or if you’re looking for something tres fun and cas […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

August 12th, 2007

Sunday Stumble

While I anxiously await some photos from the weekend, I’d love to direct you to some of my favorite news and tips from my cohorts here at the Beauty & Style channel. I did this last week and I think it’s kind of fun, no? This way, in case you spend too much of […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

August 9th, 2007

Good Evening, Mrs. Hyde

A Little Early For Halloween, No?
Mary-Kate, Mary-Kate, Mary-Kate. Haven’t we learned anything yet, my love? Here we have The Bag Lady meets Bohemian meets Halloween Chic. Again. I am so over this for you, honey, so how ’bout you move on now, k? Pretty please.
I know you’re going to throw a hairy eyeball at The […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments