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March 13th, 2008

Wishing the Material Girl Would’ve Chosen a Different Material

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Check out Ms. Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Madonna, sporting her Chanel, uh…thing. Now while I’m thrilled as hell that the Material Girl was honored for putting up with such a wretched business for so long (not to mention kicking ass and taking names […]

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March 11th, 2008

The Wild Side of Brooke Shields

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Me-ow. Check out the jungle-loving Brooke Shields at the Horton Hears a Who Movie Premiere over the weekend. Now, while it goes against everything my […]

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March 10th, 2008

How To Completely Overwhelm a Small Frame, By: Hayden Panettiere

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For those of you itty-bitty dahlings out there who are looking to make your tiny self become swallowed alive by clothing, take notes from Miss Hayden Panettiere. Judging by this pic, Girlfriend knows how to do this remarkably well.
First off, the coat: Make it as […]

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March 8th, 2008

Kim Kardashian is Struck with Hollywood’s New Epidemic

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In the Land of Stilettos, dahlings, is there any reason for any self-respecting star (or, uh, attention-grubbing socialite) to have their feet swallowed viciously by their pant legs? It’s such an odd phenomenon, and I find it quite unsettling. Remember when the same thing happened […]

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March 3rd, 2008

Kate Hudson Gives Us All a Spelling Lesson

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Dahlings, you all know I adore Kate Hudson. She’s normally stylish as hell and she’s got the cutest damn personality there is. But, GAH! on this one. Now, I don’t usually have the wherewithal for […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

February 20th, 2008

I Just Simply Don’t Get this Look on Nicole Kidman…

(Photo had to be removed. My apologies.)
For years I hated Nicole Kidman. She was married to my would-be husband, Tom Cruise, after all (oh c’mon, dahlings. You know you were all warm for his form back in the Top Gun/Cocktail days, too - don’t play coy with me!) But once Tom and Nic split, I […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

February 18th, 2008

Do You Love Lucy? Chloe Sevigny Sure Does

Damn, dahlings. Looks like the stars were pretty well-dressed this weekend. Which is a crying shame since I’m in the mood to fire up the shredder and go to town. Hmph.
But alas, I can always count on one star to look hideous most always, and thankfully, she was photographed this weekend. The answer to my […]

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February 8th, 2008

Does Sarah Jessica Parker Look Like a Foot?

All-righty, loves. While it’s true I may trash the clothing of our beloved media darlings, I rarely rip apart someone for their looks. But, alas, the time may have come.
Here’s the deal: Not long ago I was reporting on the Sex and the City movie, and while researching everybody’s favorite loser-at-love (aka Carrie), I came […]

By Liberty -- 22 comments

February 8th, 2008

In the Present with Gwyneth Paltrow

A Gift to Fashion Fodder
Sniff, sniff. Ew, boy. I’m smelling another trend here, and I don’t likey at all. Here’s another one of those big-ass bows totally distracting from the dress at hand, this time on Gwyneth Paltrow. Seriously, all I can think about is how she looks like a gift. And how I want […]

By Liberty -- 6 comments

February 7th, 2008

Ruffle-Fluffin’ Kate Hudson

Wowza. Now I’m definitely picking up on this whole electric/royal blue trend thing, and I’m thrilled that Kate Hudson didn’t pull a Heidi Klum and shave a poor little blue monster in the name of fashion, but this is a WTF dress if I ever saw one. Seriously, when I look at this pic, all […]

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