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May 1st, 2008

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Taking the Ken & Barbie Schtick Too Far

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
Well, dahlings, it appears as though Pretty Boy Spencer Pratt and Beautiful Girl Heidi Montag, are taking things a bit too far in the “How-close-can-we-possibly-look-to-Ken-and-Barbie” department.
I mean, come on.
Since this is Spence’s standby dressed-up look, I’ll excuse everything but his crappy posture. But Heidi? Lawda mercy. Girlfriend’s hair screams “Wedding Day […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

April 29th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan: Sloppy and Saggy Supreme

Lindsay Lohan
Oy, loves. This is not a good look on Miss Lindsay Lohan. An ill-fitting bubble dress with hideous shoes? Blech.
Yes, I realize I am not a bubble dress fan to begin with. Rarely do I dig anyone in them at all, so seeing LiLo in this disaster takes the cake. Add to it the […]

By Liberty -- 9 comments

April 28th, 2008

Breaking News: Leona Lewis Has Lost Her Sheep

Leona Lewis
Newsflash, dahlings: The absolutely gorgeous, stunning, fabulous songbird, Leona Lewis, has apparently given up singing in exchange for a herding career. Damn. And I was totally digging her tunes.
Thankfully, she has decided to take herding high-fashion though, as seen here with her stilettos of choice. But let it be known that while I appreciate […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

April 28th, 2008

Pamela Anderson vs. Jenny McCarthy: Who Does ‘The Boob Dress’ Better?

Pamela Anderson

Jenny Mc Carthy
Ah yes. The Boob Dress. A Hollywood staple, for sure, but some tend to rock this look better than others. Much better.
Take Pamela Anderson and Jenny Mc Carthy, for instance. Both buxom blondes. Both strong forces in H-town. Both sporting The Boob Dress. Jenny’s rocking hers. Pam, not so much.
I think the […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

April 27th, 2008

Sienna Miller in the WTF Outfit of the Week

Yanno dahlings, there ain’t a damn thing I can say nice about this get-up. I have no idea what the supposedly iconic Sienna Miller was trying to achieve here, but I can just imagine how many teenage boys kept dropping things nearby her, if you know what I mean.
Sigh.
Honestly, I’m really not sure why this […]

By Liberty -- 4 comments

April 22nd, 2008

Light It Up with Leighton Meester

Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester. A beautiful girl, indeed. And bless her little heart for rocking such a tricky color. But why is it that I can’t get the image of a lamp shade out of my head? I mean, really. What’s going on around her middle? That is Lamp Shade City if I ever saw […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

April 21st, 2008

Getting a Leg(ging) Up with Hilary Duff

So dahlings, here we are, checking out this pic of Hilary Duff, addressing The Leggings Issue yet again. And why, I ask. Why must I come back to this again and again and again? Have we not learned anything yet about leggings and their place in this world yet? As in: There is no place […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

April 18th, 2008

An Easy Day Thanks to Mary-Kate Olsen

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Hey, Mary-Kate! Bea Arthur called and wants her Golden Girls wardrobe back!
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Dahlings, I know I’m taking the easy way out by featuring this photo of Mary-Kate Olsen, but it is Friday and Happy Hour awaits. Priorities, yanno? Besides, if […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

April 11th, 2008

Kate Hudson’s Having an Alien Baby? Plus, a Bit of Matthew Mc EyeCandy

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Dahlings, wow. Somebody please tell me just what is going on with that almost gorgeous dress Miss Kate Hudson is wearing? I mean, gawddamn, does it not look like she’s got an alien […]

By Liberty -- 4 comments

April 9th, 2008

Paula Abdul Reminds Me of the Chiquita Banana Chick

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Yes loves, I am crazy-impressed that Paula Abdul can cut up an oh-so-slinky dress like this. But there is one thing keeping me from bestowing the uber-coveted Snarkstress Seal of Approval onto her: The fact that she totally reminds me of the Chiquita Banana lady!
Now, […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

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