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May 14th, 2008

Miley Cyrus is Back as Hannah Montana…and She’s Clothed!


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May 13th, 2008

Sex and the Woods…er, City

So, here are the Sex and the City ladies, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, and Sarah Jessica Parker. At first glance, they don’t look too shabby, do they? Well, dahlings, sharpen your eyes. Because…

What. The. Eff????
Oh my Gawd, is she for real? Seriously. She put on that fabulous dress, applied her makeup flawlessly, and […]

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May 3rd, 2008

Big Shocker Alert: Tara Reid Wins ‘The Boob Dress’ Battle

Tara Reid
Dahlings, she wasn’t even in the original contest, but I do believe we have a winner in the Battle of the Boob Dress. None other than Ms. Tara Reid.
Clearly, Tara smokes both Jenny Mc Carthy, and particularly Pamela Anderson. Girl is doing The Boob Dress right. Go Tara.
After claims of botched up plastic surgery, […]

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May 1st, 2008

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Taking the Ken & Barbie Schtick Too Far

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
Well, dahlings, it appears as though Pretty Boy Spencer Pratt and Beautiful Girl Heidi Montag, are taking things a bit too far in the “How-close-can-we-possibly-look-to-Ken-and-Barbie” department.
I mean, come on.
Since this is Spence’s standby dressed-up look, I’ll excuse everything but his crappy posture. But Heidi? Lawda mercy. Girlfriend’s hair screams “Wedding Day […]

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April 30th, 2008

Brittany Snow’s Springy White Trench Coat, We All Must Have

Brittany Snow
Another request for a celeb closet raid, dahlings. This time, I’m after Brittany Snow’s gorgeous white trench coat.
Look at this thing - it’s fabulous! Now, it’s no secret my snarky self is head-over-heels for the classic black and white combo, but it still has to be a great cut to qualify for my […]

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April 29th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan: Sloppy and Saggy Supreme

Lindsay Lohan
Oy, loves. This is not a good look on Miss Lindsay Lohan. An ill-fitting bubble dress with hideous shoes? Blech.
Yes, I realize I am not a bubble dress fan to begin with. Rarely do I dig anyone in them at all, so seeing LiLo in this disaster takes the cake. Add to it the […]

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April 28th, 2008

Pamela Anderson vs. Jenny McCarthy: Who Does ‘The Boob Dress’ Better?

Pamela Anderson

Jenny Mc Carthy
Ah yes. The Boob Dress. A Hollywood staple, for sure, but some tend to rock this look better than others. Much better.
Take Pamela Anderson and Jenny Mc Carthy, for instance. Both buxom blondes. Both strong forces in H-town. Both sporting The Boob Dress. Jenny’s rocking hers. Pam, not so much.
I think the […]

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April 27th, 2008

Sienna Miller in the WTF Outfit of the Week

Yanno dahlings, there ain’t a damn thing I can say nice about this get-up. I have no idea what the supposedly iconic Sienna Miller was trying to achieve here, but I can just imagine how many teenage boys kept dropping things nearby her, if you know what I mean.
Sigh.
Honestly, I’m really not sure why this […]

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April 25th, 2008

Just Puttin’ It Out There: Mariah Carey is Da Bomb

Dahlings, I can’t believe I just said “da bomb” publicly, but cripe. There’s just no other way I can describe Mariah Carey in this photo.
Sure, I’ve given her some shit about wearing clothing meant for tweens lately, but this is one dress that only a womanly woman could rock. She looks so utterly fantastic […]

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April 22nd, 2008

Light It Up with Leighton Meester

Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester. A beautiful girl, indeed. And bless her little heart for rocking such a tricky color. But why is it that I can’t get the image of a lamp shade out of my head? I mean, really. What’s going on around her middle? That is Lamp Shade City if I ever saw […]

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