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July 27th, 2008

Katy Perry: She Needs to Be Kissing a Stylist, Methinks

Singer Katy Perry
Katy Perry: Okay, we all know she kissed a girl and she liked it. But obviously, that girl wasn’t a stylist. Because this outfit is nothing short of WTF?!?
Seriously, now. I am so having some trippy flashbacks of Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island. All we need are some pigtails and a coconut radio […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

July 25th, 2008

Jessica Simpson Out on the Town: Hot or Not?

Jessica Simpson out in NYC
Here’s our girl, Jessica Simpson, out and about with her attached-at-the-hip hairdresser, Ken Paves, in tow in NYC. Here’s my take on Jess:
I love her hair. It’s full, healthy and fab. Guess there is some benefit to having a hair stylist as your BFF, no?
As for the clothes…um, the dress. Is […]

By Liberty -- 13 comments

July 23rd, 2008

There’s No Supersizing for Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey visits MTV’s TRL
In a time where empire-waisted and flowy babydoll styles rule supreme, Mariah Carey says “We Don’t Belong Together” and sticks to her favorite M.O.: pint-sized clothes.
And while it does take a lot of self-restraint not to rip her to shreds for wearing skirt that could fit a 7-year-old, the fact of […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

July 22nd, 2008

Hilary Duff Shows Her Stuff

Hilary Duff after a trip to the salon
Okay dahlings, although I can never claim to be Hilary Duff’s fan club Prez (she’s cute, but she doesn’t knock my knickers off, yanno?) I realize that there is an assload of you readers who worship this girl, and since I found this totally fab pic of her […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

July 21st, 2008

Danica Patrick Races into Fabulous Fashion

Danica Patrick at the Espy Awards
Honestly, dahlings, my first instinct was to rip this Danica Patrick girl apart. Although she looks way cute in a Shania Twain kind of way, I thought the shoes were gonna kill it for me.
But then…
Then I began to dig the shoes. Maybe it happened when I saw the […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

July 18th, 2008

Kendra Wilkinson: Girl Next Door? I Think Not!

The Girls Next Door’s Kendra Wilkinson at the Espy Awards
Okay dahlings, it’s Friday, so I’m feeling chatty. And when I get chatty, I admit things I might not normally admit. And so, well, here goes…
I am a total The Girls Next Door addict!
Kendra, Bridget, Holly - I love ‘em! They’re hilarious, they’re gorgeous, they’re confident, […]

By Liberty -- 8 comments

July 16th, 2008

Chace Crawford Wins My ‘Sexy Young Beast’ Award

Image details: Vitaminwater Celebrates MLB All-Star Week served by picapp.com
Okay, dahlings, is this Chace Crawford guy scorching hot or what? I’ve been trying to resist his allure forever, because, dammit, he’s a kid. But, alas, he’s roped me in.
In every single pic of him, he’s pulled together, but in such a “I really don’t give […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

July 15th, 2008

Ever Wonder What Paris Hilton on Steroids Looks Like?!?

I’m sorry loves, but this Danity Kane chick, Aubrey O’Day, is Paris Hilton all ramped up to the enth degree. How so? Well…
* We have the shimmery Paris-esque dress. Only it’s giant and wrinkly and….ugh!
* Then we have the bleach blond hair, only Aubrey’s is long and stringy and not nearly all cute and bobbish […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

July 14th, 2008

Congrats to Brangelina: Two More Beautiful Babies!

So by now you’ve probably heard that the most famous babies in the universe (those would be Brangelina’s babies, y’all) were born by Caesarean-section yesterday in France. And while I’m totally in lurve with Brad, but have never quite been a huge fan of Angie’s, I still want to extend my snarkiest congratulations to this […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

July 14th, 2008

Anne Hathaway’s High-Waisted Look…Hmmmmm

Okay, I know Anne Hathaway has been going through a lot of shit lately thanks to her naughty boyfriend, but is that a good enough excuse to pull out the 1990’s high-waisted (and pleated!) shorts? *Shudder*
Of course, some delusional folks think this is a fab look. I’m not sold. But I’m willing to hear out […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments