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June 18th, 2008

Rachel Bilson in ER Chic

Wow, who knew a quick stop to the ER could result in an outfit for Rachel Bilson? Can you imagine, dahlings? This is probably how it went down:
ER Worker: Uh, wow, hello, Ms. Bilson. How can we help you?
Rachel Bilson: I have this gig tonight and I need an outfit, stat. *snickers at her own […]

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June 16th, 2008

Eva Longoria: I Bow to Thee

Is there a thief in the house? Because I would sure love to get my snarky hands on Eva Longoria Parker’s summer-iffic cazh ensemble, pronto!

Everything about this look is perfecto. The slouchy yet chic shirt, the wrinkled-just-right linen pants, the killer shoes, sunglasses, fab hairdo and neutral makeup palette - divine! But the piece de […]

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June 14th, 2008

Julia Roberts Channels Posh - And Looks Totally Hot!

Dahlings, I can’t get over how Posh-like Julia Roberts is looking here. And she’s so fab, isn’t she? I’m a huge Julia fan anyhoo, but, admittedly, she’s had a few probs in the ‘ol fashion department over the years, Gawd knows. Surely, though, she’s bustin’ out of her fashion funk by rockin’ this very chic […]

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June 13th, 2008

Mischa Barton: A Walking Disaster

Egads, dahlings! I didn’t realize Mischa Barton was trying to single-handedly spur a Ruffle Movement. Huh. Isn’t that something? Can’t say I’ll be joining in - will you??
P.S. WTF kind of excuse for a purse is that? A strap? Is she serious? Ever hear of a clutch, Meesh? *sigh*
P.P.S. Love the shoes. I really do. […]

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June 11th, 2008

Jessica Simpson: Fill ‘Er Up, Buttercup!

Jessica Simpson - An (almost) vision in yellow.

Sorry loves, but I still dig Jessica Simpson. Don’t hold it against me. She’s a totally bubble-head, sure, but so what? Gives her character (or something).
So here’s my Jess, leaving a din-din at Nobu in NYC. Although she’s not particularly looking her dreamiest from The Girls up, (you’re […]

By Liberty -- 8 comments

June 10th, 2008

Take a Nip Trip with Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson: The girls on display and a side of nip cocktail.

Dahlings, I ask ye: At what point does one say to oneself, “You know, I’m hot and I have huge tatas. My legs are fab and my bod’s not half bad. But dangit, my nip’s showing clear through my white shirt, and that’s just […]

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June 9th, 2008

A Little Bit of Style from Miss Independent, Kelly Clarkson

Haven’t heard a whole lot from Miss Independent, Kelly Clarkson, lately. What the hell has she been up to anyway?

According to this photo, she’s been up to rocking a very cool Grecian-inspired dress and coiffing up a nicely-sassy hairdo.
Love the openness of this dress’s chestial area, but you can tell Kelly’s not so comfy with […]

By Liberty -- 7 comments

June 9th, 2008

How to Look Like You Have a Baby Bump, Even if You Don’t: by Liv Tyler

No baby bump? Want one? Then just fake it til you make it like Liv Tyler does here.

Recent singleton, Liv Tyler, must not quite be over the idea of a baby bump, since she’s chosen an ugly, shapeless dress which gives her that insti-bump look without all the hard work.
Seriously, I adore Liv, think […]

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June 5th, 2008

Matthew McConaughey Gets All Matchy-Matchy (And Carries a Man Bag)

That Matthew McConaughey, always working out. Bless his heart.

It’s true I loves me some Matthew McEyecandy, loves, but isn’t matching your shoelaces with your outfit a little first grade? And frankly, the fact that every single photo of this man lately is of him in workout gear concerns me as well. Particularly since he’s known […]

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June 5th, 2008

How to Make Your Legs Look Like Sausages, by Michelle Trachtenberg

Hoping to make your svelte stems resemble a bratwurst? Take a cue from Michelle Trachtenberg.

So you’ve worked hard at the gym, squatting and lunging your way to the most fabulous stems around. But you just wouldn’t feel complete unless said stems look like processed meat? Well, have we got the role model for you.
Step 1 […]

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