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August 13th, 2008

Jessica Simpson Sports Daisy Dukes and Carries Around a Dead Body

Look at Jessica Simpson, bustin’ out the Daisy Dukes again. She must be longing for those controversial Dukes of Hazzard days, eh? (Does anyone else miss Jess and Nick together, or is it just moi?) Regardless, her stems can pull these short little ditties off, so why the hell not?
The thing I’m concerned about, however, […]

By Liberty -- 5 comments

August 11th, 2008

A Crazy-Daring Look for Heroes Darling, Hayden Panettiere

Forget the sweet, good-girl look of everyone’s favorite Hero, Hayden Panettiere. Girl got all dolled up for this Netflix soiree, and well, I hate it. Like, totally, totally hate it.
Here’s the thing: I’m all about change and adventure and experimentation in the fashion department. But sometimes, if something’s working damn well for you, you ought […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

August 10th, 2008

Katie Holmes’ New ‘Do: Hell Yeah, or Hell No?

So, Katie Holmes has a new ‘do, eh loves? Apparently, this news is so important even small-town newspapers found it worthy of running on their pages. Huh. I wonder why my snarky new ‘fros never make it into the papers?
Anyhoo…
Of course, as a major style icon, the way Mrs. Cruise tames her tresses is most […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

August 8th, 2008

Jessica Biel: Workin’ 9 to 5?

Look Everyone! It’s…Zzzzzz….Jessica Biel.
Um, just WTF is going on with Jessica Biel? Good Gawd, dahlings, girlfriend looks like she just slipped out from behind the desk of a temp agency, no? This is so not up to Justin Timberlake standards. Perhaps he needs to remind his lady to bring the sexyback already!
While I’m particularly disturbed […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

August 6th, 2008

A Lesson in Looking Pulled Together from One of the Smallest People on the Planet

Kelly Ripa leaving The Late Show with David Letterman
Always cute, always tiny, always pulled-together Kelly Ripa gives us a lesson in simplicity and color coordination. While it’s not always wise to match your shoes with your dress, she does so very well here. The only thing I could do without is the tat, but that’s […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

August 4th, 2008

Gasp! Katie Holmes is Wearing (Spandex?) Leggings?!?

Katie Holmes Out in NYC
Hey look, everyone! It’s Katie Holmes. Haven’t seen a whole lot of her lately, have we? It’s good to get a gander (even though she’s minus her peeps here.)
But, wait! Just what to my snarky eyes should appear, but….leggings?!? And wait again! Are those leggings spandex?!? (Some photos I’ve seen have […]

By Liberty -- 6 comments

July 29th, 2008

America Ferrera is SO Not an ‘Ugly Betty’

Check out this pic of Ugly Betty star America Ferrera at last night’s The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 movie premiere (which she also stars in, darn multi-tasker.)
So when you see this, it’s hard to believe it’s even the same person, no? This color is nothing short of killer fab on her, her hair […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

July 28th, 2008

Brooke Hogan is All Bummed Out

Brooke Hogan is one major Beach Bum
The newest in beach fashion, brought to you by the mini-Hulkstress, Brooke Hogan.
Evidently, Brooke used this tactic in her new reality series to catch the eye of a handsome beach-goer. Lo and behold, it worked. Imagine that.
My advice? If you want a little attention, getting a little cheeky a […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

July 27th, 2008

Katy Perry: She Needs to Be Kissing a Stylist, Methinks

Singer Katy Perry
Katy Perry: Okay, we all know she kissed a girl and she liked it. But obviously, that girl wasn’t a stylist. Because this outfit is nothing short of WTF?!?
Seriously, now. I am so having some trippy flashbacks of Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island. All we need are some pigtails and a coconut radio […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

July 25th, 2008

Jessica Simpson Out on the Town: Hot or Not?

Jessica Simpson out in NYC
Here’s our girl, Jessica Simpson, out and about with her attached-at-the-hip hairdresser, Ken Paves, in tow in NYC. Here’s my take on Jess:
I love her hair. It’s full, healthy and fab. Guess there is some benefit to having a hair stylist as your BFF, no?
As for the clothes…um, the dress. Is […]

By Liberty -- 13 comments