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Snarkstress

June 2nd, 2008

Charlize Theron: Channeling Kat Von D, Are We?

Charlize Theron, Newsflash: Your name is not Kat Von D.

Aside from not having ink up and down her every square inch of skin, Charlize Theron looks to be taking on a Kat Von D-esque bad girl image…and it’s just not working.
This corset thingie is dreadful, dahlings, and the shoes are wretched as well. Charlize has […]

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April 16th, 2008

Miley Cyrus is Feeling a Little Bit Country at the CMT Awards

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So, cowboy boots. Hmm…how are we all feeling about that trend? I say if it’s done right, it can be totally cute. And here, Miley Cyrus appears to be doing it right.
Though I’m not in love with the print of this dress, the style […]

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April 2nd, 2008

Extra, Extra! Hayden Panettiere Sprouts a Tail!

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Pfffft! Check this out, dahlings! Who knew Heroes cutie, Hayden Panettiere has been hiding a tail under her clothes all this time? Heh, the secrets people keep, huh?
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April 2nd, 2008

An “Almost There” from Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Dahlings, I ask you: When is this tired dress-over-jeans nonsense ever going to disappear? I’ve never liked this look from Day 1 and the more I am subjected to it, the more I want to send poison sea urchins to all the celebs and stylists […]

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March 31st, 2008

The Fly Guys of Nick’s Kids’ Choice Awards

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So yes, dahlings, it’s true. I spent my Saturday night watching the Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards with my Wee Snarklings (see my Miley post below).
Sounds […]

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March 30th, 2008

She Did It: Miley Finally Made Me Smiley

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Okay dahlings, it’s Sunday night so do forgive the horrific title I gave this post. But after Miley Cyrus’s recent Gawd-awful disaster, I’m thrilled to give this crazy-famous teen phenom my Snarky Blessing once more.
Check […]

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March 13th, 2008

Wishing the Material Girl Would’ve Chosen a Different Material

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Check out Ms. Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Madonna, sporting her Chanel, uh…thing. Now while I’m thrilled as hell that the Material Girl was honored for putting up with such a wretched business for so long (not to mention kicking ass and taking names […]

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February 27th, 2008

Last Minute Oscar Invite from George Clooney? Grandma’s Curtains Will Have to Do.

Okay, I’m just being vicious because I’m wickedly jealous. Actually, I know George Clooney’s date, Sarah Larson, has been catching a lot of flack for her gown, but in all honesty, I kinda like it. Not that I care to lavish praise on this hoochie who’s stealing ma man, but you know how it is. […]

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February 25th, 2008

Jennifer Garner’s Oscar-tastic Look

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Next up in my recap of Oscar greatness is everybody’s favorite Girl-Next-Door, Jennifer Garner. She’s fab here and […]

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February 25th, 2008

And the Snarky Goes to…Heidi Klum

Morning, loves!
Well, it was all about the Oscars last night (thank you Writer’s Strike Gods) and the ladies brought it in a big way. There were so many fabby looks flitting down the Red Carpet, it was all my fashionable mind could dream about last night.
Because of this, Snarkstress will be featuring some of my […]

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