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April 17th, 2008

A Little Gorgeous George To Brighten Your Day

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Image details: Jeux De Dupes - Premiere served by picapp.com
Not much to say here except “You’re welcome, dahlings!” May your day now be fabby and full of Clooney-riffic images. *mwah*
Tags: Actors, Fashion Hit, George Clooney, Gorgeous George, Handsome Men, Hollywood Hotties, Man Eye Candy, Movie Premieres

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April 11th, 2008

Kate Hudson’s Having an Alien Baby? Plus, a Bit of Matthew Mc EyeCandy

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Dahlings, wow. Somebody please tell me just what is going on with that almost gorgeous dress Miss Kate Hudson is wearing? I mean, gawddamn, does it not look like she’s got an alien […]

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April 10th, 2008

Brad Pitt: Looking Fly Without the Newsboy

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Hallelujah dahlings, the day has come! Sex-a-licious Brad Pitt has finally shed his newsboy cap. Woo!
Sure, he’s replaced it with a cap of another type, but yanno, that hair loss thing is bound to happen when you have thirty-seven kids with a slew more on […]

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March 31st, 2008

The Fly Guys of Nick’s Kids’ Choice Awards

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So yes, dahlings, it’s true. I spent my Saturday night watching the Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards with my Wee Snarklings (see my Miley post below).
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March 8th, 2008

Kim Kardashian is Struck with Hollywood’s New Epidemic

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In the Land of Stilettos, dahlings, is there any reason for any self-respecting star (or, uh, attention-grubbing socialite) to have their feet swallowed viciously by their pant legs? It’s such an odd phenomenon, and I find it quite unsettling. Remember when the same thing happened […]

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February 27th, 2008

Last Minute Oscar Invite from George Clooney? Grandma’s Curtains Will Have to Do.

Okay, I’m just being vicious because I’m wickedly jealous. Actually, I know George Clooney’s date, Sarah Larson, has been catching a lot of flack for her gown, but in all honesty, I kinda like it. Not that I care to lavish praise on this hoochie who’s stealing ma man, but you know how it is. […]

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February 3rd, 2008

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Not Their Best Night

Oh dahlings, after that lapse of disdain on my part from the other week, I’m just thrilled that Angelina Jolie has effed up here so I can return to my normal grumblings over her. And even better is the fact that Brad Pitt has chosen a WTF outfit for the evening as well. This is […]

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