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January 17th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Redefines “Bad Hair Day”

Bad Hair Day in Hollywood = Bad Wig Day!
It used to be that if a star was having a bad hair day, she threw on a hat. Now, she throws on a wig. Or extensions. Or freaky scarves (see Amy Winehouse, below).
Case in point: Lindsay Lohan. The other day, she was looking awesome with her […]

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January 17th, 2008

Amy Winehouse’s Look Needs a Little Rehab

I Say “No, no, no!”
This is one of those pix that makes my snarky self salivate to the point of near dehydration. Seriously. It’s just packed full of opportunities to shred. God Bless you, Amy Winehouse.
So, yes, she’s blond. For a couple weeks now. And I still hate it. Maybe now more than ever. The […]

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January 15th, 2008

Kim Cattrall: Seriously, Get Off the Beach!

Kim Cattrall in Mushroom Top Ready-to-Wear
Now, did Kim Cattrall not head my snarky advice from the other day, or what? I can’t decide what’s worse - her catastrophic look in the other photo, or the fact that she’s wearing some poor garden gnome’s mushroom house on top of her head in this one.
Seriously, does this […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

January 11th, 2008

Kim Cattrall’s Beachy-Keen Catastrophe

Not Sexy Nor City
Well now here’s beach attire you don’t see every day - thank Gawd! Kim Cattrall is looking about as far from “Sexy” and “City” as one chick can get. The problem here is that I cannot decide which I hate most:

The super high-waisted Granny briefs
The saggy Girls
The long-ass white coat
The Uggs
The turquoise […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

January 9th, 2008

Ellen Page (Almost) Nailed It at the Critic’s Choice Awards

Juno’s Ellen Page (Yes, Again)
Okay, I swear I’m done with this Ellen Page chick for a while, but I promised a pic of her from the Critic’s Choice Awards and since I always make good on my promises (well, most of the time, ahem), here it is.
I love this dress on her. The straight neckline […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

January 8th, 2008

Ellen Page: Getting Better

Juno’s Ellen Page and Allison Janney
Yesterday I blasted Ellen Page for her Menudo-ish disaster of an outfit. Today, I will give her half a stamp of the Snarkstress Seal of Approval. Okay, maybe just a quarter. Why? Because this dress is, um, okay, but I do like that she’s actually dressed up. Note, though, that […]

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January 4th, 2008

A Hollywood Trend to Nix: Leggings with Cocktail Dresses

Drew Barrymore

Diane Kruger

Jennifer Connelly
It’s no secret how my pal Dexie over at Style It Less feels about leggings. But moi, I kept my options open, wavering between “This look is godawful” and “Meh, I suppose I can deal”. But now that I am repeatedly accosted with photos of perfectly good cocktail dresses becoming ruined by […]

By Liberty -- 4 comments

December 18th, 2007

What the Heck is on David Beckham’s Head?!?

Headed for a Fashion *uck-Up!
It’s not often I have something nasty to say about David Beckham, but when I saw this pic, I paused…and not just to wipe the drool from my snarky lips.
No, I paused in this instance because I am having a hard time figuring out just what in the hell is […]

By Liberty -- 26 comments

December 17th, 2007

Eva Longoria’s Indiscretions (Fashion, That Is)

Busted! (With Bad Clothes On!)
Who cares about rumors of infidelity, what Eva Longoria really ought to be concerned with is her fashion indiscretions.
Seriously, dahlings, just WTF is up with the pleated shorts? Last I knew “Dockers” was not a brand name synonymous with high-style celeb fashion. And the jacket, while cute in that C-3PO-ish […]

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October 17th, 2007

Britney Spears: Exploring the Wonderful World of Wigs

Britney Doing the Wig Gig
Who knew I’d be able to make this Wig Week here at Snarkstress? Sheesh, between Paris and now Brit-Brit, I’ve got enough Shredder Fodder to last for days.
I do have to snicker (all right, guffaw), because don’t you find it hilarious that Britney has taken to wearing wigs at the same […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments