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Snarkstress Pick for Hottest New Accessory

by Liberty on September 25th, 2007

George Clooney
Boo-boo Sportin’ George

Can I get a big “Awwwww” from the congregation?

Poor Georgie. Up and around after his recent motorcycle accident, somehow even his spotted jeans and bandaged arm are trumped by his total hotness. Who knew a medical bandage could look good enough to be qualified as a Hot New Accessory?

Oh wait, I just had a supreme thought: What if George and Jessica had babies together? Would they not be the most drool-worthy children ev-ah? I tell you dahlings, if I didn’t want him so badly for myself, I would so want to see that hook-up!

Okay, I’m off to the spiked coffee carafe. Oh, and George, my lovie, you might want to look into those dandy little Tide to Go doohickeys. Really. Please. *Mwah*

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POSTED IN: Actors, Hollywood Hotties, Mojo, Sex Appeal

1 opinion for Snarkstress Pick for Hottest New Accessory

  • klassygirl
    Sep 25, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    If he had an ace bandage wrapped around his head, he would still be hot to trot!

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