Skeleton Walking: Angelina Hits the Streets
Make No Bones About It
Gah! Dahlings, dahlings, dahlings! Why does this chick make me shred her so? Yanno, it’s no secret I’m not Skakgelina’s Fan Club Prez, but at this point I have to take on human form (scary, but I’ll manage) and express my concern over this creature’s skeletal form. What in the hell is the deal here? Even without the love, I could never, ever refute the fact that she used to have one kick-ass bod. Now, a gentle meadow breeze could blow this lightweight over, if it weren’t for her heavy boots.
Please, dahlings, do not emulate this woman. Humanitarian deeds aside, there is definitely someone troubled hiding behind those sunnies. I’d say a few spiked smoothies might do the trick, but I doubt that’s true. She’s too far gone for liquid nourishment. Pity.
And who wears a LBD to pick up their kid from school, anyway? Sheesh.
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2 opinions for Skeleton Walking: Angelina Hits the Streets
Jodie
Oct 10, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Check out those stems! They LOOK like stems. From a wine glass. Speaking of wine, would Snarkstress like to join me for a glass or two as we toast to snarking on Angie?
navi
Oct 13, 2007 at 12:04 pm
I’d blame the babies, I’d get skinnier and skinnier after each kid, until my third… though most of her kids are adopted….
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