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Posh and Becks: A Scene from a Bad Movie?!?

by Liberty on January 3rd, 2008

Victoria and David Beckham

Just WTF is Going on Here?!?

Uhhh…..

Dahlings, what in the hell has happened to this gorgeous supercouple? Seriously, I have not seen a photo of Victoria and David Beckham this hideous in, like, ever. It’s rare to ever see a pic where these two are not looking at the top of their game, but this…this is despicable. I feel like I’m watching some wretched Dick Tracy movie unfold in front of my eyes, only in this version, the heroine’s round mounds are tanned beyond insanity and her face is so droid-like pointy and over-the-top made-up that it’s scaring little children away.

Add to the mix the fact that both of these kids are having horrible, horrible hair days, and Gah! In my snarky opinion, Becks needs to stick with longer and messier, with some blond highlights, not an all-over peroxide rinse. And in my mind, there is a damned good reason Posh has the cutest hairdo ever (normally) - because she looks awful with her hair pulled away from her face like this!

Yanno Loves, at this point, I am ready to pretend I have never even seen this photo. I keep hoping it’s a deception of my eyes, that I’ll awaken to find a perfectly kick-ass pic of these two on my Home Page and that this all was a bad, bad nightmare.

Please, Sandman, make it so…

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POSTED IN: David Beckham, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hollywood Damsels, Hollywood Hotties, Make Up, Singers, Sports Stars, Victoria Beckham

1 opinion for Posh and Becks: A Scene from a Bad Movie?!?

  • klassygirl
    Jan 3, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    She looks like Cruella DeVill with her hair pulled back. Wonder if she and David have any Dalmations? HAHA!!!
    She’s too fakey and he, well I didn’t see him in this picture. Did you ?(Out of sight and out of mind).

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