Snarkstress

Paula Abdul in Wardrobe Malfunction Couture

by Liberty on September 20th, 2007

Peekaboo-Playing Paula

I’m about ready to wrap up my Emmy coverage here dahlings, but would I ever be remiss if I didn’t address this train wreck. Yeah, the chick is loopy, I get it; but surely she must have noticed her tata coming out to greet the world, right? I know it’s covered and all, but still. Is the dress supposed to be this way? If so, the designer needs to lay off the Mickies before putting pen to paper. If this is an accident, well then our dear Paula is in worse shape than even Simon gives her credit for.

On the plus side, she looks great otherwise. I totally dig this color on her, her bod is rocking and her makeup looks great (hair could use a trim, however.) I do worry about the hemline here - short peeps need to be conscious of the fact that all it takes is one misstep before the Red Carpet leaves a nasty rug rash.

Hope you enjoyed the Snarkstress Emmy Coverage, dahlings. A huge amount of props going out to E for each and every Emmy picture featured here this week.

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