Paris Hilton: Solid Gold
The Fort Knox Gold Vault Explodes on Paris
Looks like Ms. Hilton has got a touch of gold-itis going on here, doesn’t it, dahlings? Whatever happened to the old (and relevant) saying, “Everything in Moderation”?
Oh, wait. This is Paris Hilton. She does nothing in moderation (’cept maybe her singing career. Moderate at best. Heh.)
So maybe I would’ve given this top the Snarkstress Seal of Approval because as our girl would say, “That’s hot” and her slender little ass is rockin’ it without looking too floozy-ish. But then she had to go and ruin it by bathing herself in gold everything and totally killed said top’s hotness factor. Such a shame. This is definitely one of those cases where a little bit goes along way.
Shit, she probably even drank Goldshclager all afternoon.
Come to think of it, that sounds pretty good. I’m outie.
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6 opinions for Paris Hilton: Solid Gold
dexie
Aug 24, 2007 at 12:17 pm
“Oh, wait. This is Paris Hilton. She does nothing in moderation (’cept maybe her singing career. Moderate at best. Heh.)”
ROFL… you and I are so going to have a great time when we meet. whenever that is… :)
Liberty
Aug 24, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Lunch date at The Ivy, dahling? We could break bread and get some star-gazing in. You game?
Have your people call my people to set it up. *mwah*
Jennifer
Aug 25, 2007 at 6:13 pm
I hate gold. Paris is lame. And ha on the singing career. You hit this one right on.
klassygirl
Aug 25, 2007 at 9:01 pm
THIS IS FOR SURE THUMBS DOWN FOR ME TOO!
SHE IS JUST A SPOILED RICHIE. SHE SHOULD STILL BE IN THE JAILHOUSE ORANGE-NO?
Liberty
Aug 26, 2007 at 2:03 pm
The Snarkstress loves when everyone is in agreement. Such a warm, fuzzy feeling it leaves…
Rhonda
Aug 27, 2007 at 7:27 am
She is such a douche bag!! She needs to do something with her life besides looking like a tramp most of the time!
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