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Paris Hilton: Handbag on the Beach?

by Liberty on December 30th, 2007

Bag the Bag, P. Hil

While vacationing in Hawaii over Christmas, Paris Hilton did what any decent red-blooded celebutante would do: hit the beach. But, unlike most people, P. Hil completed her bathing ensemble with designer accessories that probably cost as much as a normal person’s entire vacation.

So, let’s take a look at said accessories: I love the bag, I really do, but does it really have any place at the beach? I mean, it’s a beach for Got’s sake. What could you possibly need there that a mesh beach bag wouldn’t be sufficient enough? Furthermore, if you can’t make it through a trip to the sand and surf without packing your iPhone/BlackBerry/Gadget du Jour, then what you really need is a course in Relaxation 101. Seriously.

I will give her props for covering up in the sun, however, (although my snarky ass would much prefer to fry rather than go home without a tan), and the hat, if you’re into floppy beach toppers, is pretty cute. Not sure which of her freakishly small dog-rats got a hold of her bathing suit and ripped it to shreds, but whatever. It’s a weird suit, but I would expect no less from her.

I guess as a whole I’m getting a whole “Lady Who Lunches” vibe from this look…and I seriously, seriously don’t approve.

Now, could someone hand me my Pina Colada, pretty please? It’s right there, next to my Crisco, er, sunscreen. Thanks.

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