Paris Hilton: Gettin’ Wiggy Wit It
Brunette Bombshell (Or Just Plain Bomb)?
So, wow, Paris is at it again, eh? I figured her wig obsession would be coming to a close, that it was just “one of those things”. A phase, of sorts. Welp, perhaps I was wrong. This time she’s channeling sister Nicky - and not succeeding. If there’s one thing about Paris, as dizzy, lightly-talented, and, uh, friendly with the fellas as she is, there was no denying she had great hair. Short and bobby or long and whipped into a headband, her hair always looks (make that looked) fabby. As a blond. I simply cannot groove on this brunette ickyness. Makes her look washed out, average, and dare I say heavier than normal. Now, I’m not sure about you, but those are three adjectives I am not looking for in a haircut.
So my suggestion, Ms. Hilton: Stick with the blond. It’s just part of who you are. Well, that and your collection of DUIs.
Oh, and psssst: Do yourself a favor and burn that dress. It’s making even your skinny ass look lumpy and bumpy. Blech.
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4 opinions for Paris Hilton: Gettin’ Wiggy Wit It
Christina
Oct 16, 2007 at 8:16 am
That is indeed quite the horrible look for Ms. Paris. Like her fat ugly cousin. ;)
Liberty
Oct 16, 2007 at 10:21 am
This from a self-proclaimed Paris-lovah? Whoa.
So glad you agree, dahling. Kind of hard not to - she’s wretched here. Horribly wretched.
Bionic Beauty
Oct 21, 2007 at 3:14 pm
I think it might be more that darn dress and uh, bag, than her hair. I like the wig’s color, but you are right dah-ling, brunette is *not* for Mizz Paris.
A concerned citizen.
Feb 12, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Christina, paris IS her fat ugly cousin. Think about it. If you have millions of people and millions of dollars exhausted into making you look good and you can only look as good as paris does, you’re working with some serious fug. I know monkeys that could look better than her with that kind of money and attention. I for one would like to see what paris REALLY looks like. Without the attention and makeup and airbrushes and good lighting. I think it would be disasterous. I have seen Angelina Jolie without makeup and paris with makeup and Angelina, who has five years on Paris, looks like her younger, hotter friend. Sorry to say, but if you look past the clothes and the flash and the pounds of glitter, Paris is one homely girl.
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