Neil Patrick Harris Gives New Meaning to the Term “Beach Bum”
‘Scuse me a sec, dahlings. I know we just leapt into a New Year, but did time somehow go backwards and nobody bothered to tell me? I sure as hell hope so, because that is the only way I could explain away the dastardly beach duds Neil Patrick Harris and his boy lovah, David Burtka, are sporting. Gah!
Seriously, I haven’t seen nonsense like this since the Crockett and Tubbs era. I really can’t stop staring. It’s like when you see a big zit on someone’s face and you know you shouldn’t stare, and it’s pretty much making you physically ill to stare, but you continue to do it anyway. Yeah, this is like that.
And I thought gay guys knew better. Sigh.
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4 opinions for Neil Patrick Harris Gives New Meaning to the Term “Beach Bum”
abbagirl
Jan 3, 2008 at 1:08 am
you said it. this is pretty bad. i can’t tell who’s more heinous!!
Liberty
Jan 3, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Really, abba! They are both putrid. I think my vote goes to Doogie, though. Those shorts bring back waaaay too many unpleasant flashbacks and the stupid hockey shirt is so not appropriate for beachwear - at least pick a warm-weather sport, you Dupa.
As ridiculous as David looks, at least he’s got a cohesive “theme” going on - even if that theme is “Bad Tourist Chic”.
klassygirl
Jan 3, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Boy, (or should I say Girly?) News to me that this was ever a trendy fad.
You also caught my attention with this picture, his boy lovah–where have I seen him before? I’m drawing a blank?
President Clinton
Jun 24, 2008 at 4:55 am
They are the most romantic couple ever!
Neil Patrick Harris is hot!
David who-da-hell-cares aint!
I wanna do it with Neil!
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