Mariah Carey Gives New Meaning to “Skinny Jeans”
Damn, Them Jeans Be Tight!
Oh, it’s so good to be back, dahlings. Ain’t Christmas just a killer? Sure, it’s all warm and fuzzy and what not, but goddang does it ever put a cramp in my snarky style. Couple that with the endless hours I spent hurling my brains out (and not because I drank too heavily, unfortunately) and I’m just plain glad to see the day go. But whatev. Hope your holidays were delightful, my lovelies. Gawd knows they had to have been better than mine.
Anyhoo, back to the business of fashion critiquing. Ahhhh…
Let’s have a moment with Mimi herself, Ms. Mariah Carey. Now, let me just say that I’m glad the girl’s doing so well, I truly am, but shouldn’t someone with her bank account be able to score some britches that fit properly? I mean, skinny jeans are one thing, but how this chick managed to avoid Camel Toe here, I will never know. She must’ve just gotten lucky with the camera angle, I guess.
One the plus side, her makeup is totally fab and I love the flash of boobage she’s sharing with the world, so it’s not all bad. She just needs to rethink her denim selections after the next time she bellies up to the buffet table at a soiree. Give yourself two days to let go of the bloat, that’s what I always say. Until then, looser pants are great, but skirts are even better. Take note, Ms. C.
(Pssst! Damn, that felt good! Sooo good to be back. I missed you dahlings!) *mwah*
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7 opinions for Mariah Carey Gives New Meaning to “Skinny Jeans”
klassygirl
Dec 28, 2007 at 12:14 am
I think she looks good, but that left ta-ta is saying “ho ho ho, Merry X-mas!” haha
Snarkstress, sounds like you had that same crud we had. Ours was on the mild side though for the past 2 weekends. Now, I am ready for some drinkies on the eve!
chao!
Noel
Dec 28, 2007 at 1:11 am
Hahaha, I am in agreemant. Pariah just doesn’t know how to quit when you’re ahead. Can someone please explain to her that she is no longer 16. I don’t think she got the memo. Or maybe the same managment that told her Glitter would be a hit told her that skinnny jeans would work.
Lola
Dec 28, 2007 at 2:34 pm
We missed you too, Snarkstress! And those jeans are so tight, it’s a wonder they’re not causing major damage by completely blocking the blood flow to her legs. Or maybe they are, and she’s 5 seconds from fainting in this photo…
Liberty
Dec 29, 2007 at 11:20 pm
klassy - Partying on The Eve, are you? Well, be sure to keep those tatas in check (at least until you’re in private, anyway) and have an extra drinkie for your pal, Snarkstress. *mwah*
Liberty
Dec 29, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Here’s the thang, Noel. We have the young starlets dressing like they’re adult streetwalkers and the old lady starlets dressing like they’re kids. WTF? I think all Hollywood stylists should be made to sit in a mandatory “Dressing Your Star 101″ course before setting off to work.
P.S. Pffffft! FUNNY Glitter comment!! I snorted my Sangria through my nose over that one!
Liberty
Dec 29, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Lola, Damn it’s good to be missed! Even if you were just joshing me, thanks for saying that, dahling! *mwah*
And yanno, you may totally have a point re: Mariah’s jeans. MAYBE she just had lipo in that area and those jeans are a fancied-up version of those constricting tights they put on post-surgical patients to prevent clots. Damn girl, you might totally be on to something. Brilliant!
erica
Jan 8, 2008 at 9:28 pm
you’re mistaken, there is some definite camel toe action here
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