Mandy Moore is a Giant?!?
Bosom Buddies, Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore
Dahlings! Why wasn’t someone good enough to tell me that Mandy Moore was related to Jolly Green…Giant, that is? I mean, holy hell, this girlfriend looks behemoth next to Jessica Simpson. Even her head looks gigantic. Very odd. I am quite disturbed by this revelation. But, perhaps I’ll manage.
In other news, these girls sure are sportin’ some Girls, aren’t they? We all knew that Jess had a magnificent set, but Mandy? Again, with the surprises.
Oh, and FYI, this photo was taken at the 11th Annual ACE Awards on Monday, where Ms. MongoHead, er, Mandy, scored a win for Fashion Innovator. Who knew? Her dress looks pretty blah to me. But Jess looks superfine - way better than we’ve seen her in a while. Classy for once, but still super-sexy.
And not giant.
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22 opinions for Mandy Moore is a Giant?!?
Pascalle
Nov 7, 2007 at 11:02 am
Christ Almighty. I had noooo idea either that she was so….um.. big–and I’m talking height here. While we’re at it, where the hell did the extra ‘boobage’ come from???
Karen
Nov 7, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Wow. Girlfriend is TALL! Maybe she’s wearing some 4 inch heels or something.
Liberty
Nov 7, 2007 at 10:00 pm
The more I analyze this photo, dahlings, the more I am starting to think Mandy looks like she wants to eat us. Really. Doesn’t she look wicked ready to carve us up and feast? Creepy.
I suppose that would explain why she’s such a giant though, wouldn’t it? She eats people. Huh. Who knew?
Um…anyone heard from Jess lately?!?
klassygirl
Nov 7, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Lord knows that the camera adds 10lbs or so, but does it also had 10 inches in height and to her ta-ta’s? If so, poor Jess is in trouble!
Liberty
Nov 7, 2007 at 11:24 pm
The ta-tas are killing me. Either she scored one helluva Vickie’s bra or she’s slipped into the office of some Dr. 90210 type.
Or maybe it is the camera angle. Dear Gawd, I don’t know, but Girlfriend’s sure as hell suddenly rivaling Mini-Jess in the bazonga department. Ack.
xie
Nov 7, 2007 at 11:32 pm
it doesn’t help that jessica’s a shrimp. mandy is very tall- i believe she’s about 5′10″, whereas jessica is closer to like 5′4″
Liberty
Nov 9, 2007 at 10:59 am
Hey xie, thanks for stopping in, dahling.
Yes, I remember the day I found out Jess was a pipsqueak like moi. I was thrilled to think how presh I’d look with Nick if I were ever to steal him from her. I decided against it, however. I’m so nice.
Truly, I had no idea Mandy was so fargin’ tall. Maybe because I don’t like her much (it’s that whole she-kissed-Adrian-Grenier-on-Entourage jealousy rearing it’s ugly head again thing) and I don’t care to know much about her at all. But now that I do know, my life’s complete.
Shana
Nov 9, 2007 at 12:38 pm
She’s 5′9″. Yes, she’s tall, but she’s not a giant. Is someone insecure about her height? Jess is 5′3″ and a dimwitted bubblehead, so fuck off the smart, normal, tall girls, eh?
Sixandout
Nov 10, 2007 at 7:06 am
Moore is 5′10″, actually. Simpson is in the 5′2″-5′3″ range. Moore isn’t a giant — it’s just that she’s standing next to a much shorter person, but honestly, I don’t see much of a difference.
Lola
Nov 28, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Hey, don’t diss us tall gals! 5′10″ isn’t ridiculously tall, actually- and I happen to think that the tall, slender type is elegant. (This has nothing, NOTHING, to do with the fact that I am tall, if not particularly slender, myself.)
ToxicAristocrate
Jan 10, 2008 at 2:34 am
Ah well I like taller ladies myself, all for the curves I must say! Mandy Moore is so lovely, much better than the blond bimbo. Though that might be my taste, and I mean no offense to any blonde ladies out there, its…well she’s a awful example of what it means to have an IQ matching that of oh, say a goldfish.
joey
Jan 30, 2008 at 11:30 pm
u guys are just jealous coz shes sexy and tall
u short girls just admit it ur jealous =)
tall girls are beautiful
joey
Jan 30, 2008 at 11:30 pm
and jessica simpson is just TOOOOO SHORT! thats all
crystal
Feb 24, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Mandy Moore is not a giant.
she is tall, so what, i wish i was tall!
jessica simpson doesnt look any better than mandy here anyway!
Liberty
Feb 25, 2008 at 10:48 am
Okay loves, yes, tall chicks are hot. They’re sexy. They’re fab. But proportionally, Mandy looks like a behemoth here. Even her head looks gigantic. It’s very odd. Jess is small, but Mandy looks like a freakin’ giant. She really does.
P.S. Shorties are hot too, don’tcha know? Hot, I tell you. Hot!
Faye
Mar 9, 2008 at 3:53 am
Yup, 5′10. And personally, I think, much more pretty and graceful looking (especially in this picture) than Jessica S.
…I do think her head looks oddly bigger in this pic, but I think she’s in towards the camera slightly as well, not to mention that most people are proportionately about 6 or 7 heads tall.
no name
Apr 20, 2008 at 3:33 am
omg u guys are dumb… that is a fake pic of them. first of all, u can tell it doesnt look normal one side of the pic is bigger than the other. not just that but jessica s. is smiling and mandy isnt. thats why mandy looks bigger in the pic. it looks like someone did photo shop or just copy & pasted someones face on there.
Ryan23
Apr 21, 2008 at 8:29 am
Mandy Moore is statuesque and elegant, Jessica Simpson is short and stumpy. I think tall girls are attractive and so do a lot of my buddies.
reina
May 24, 2008 at 3:11 am
she’s proportionate to her size. but simpson is like 5 feet tall, while moore is like 5′10. that’s good aight. im a girl at 17 im 6′1″, its better
Wouldn't you like to know?
Jun 13, 2008 at 8:56 pm
FYI: Mandy Moore is 5′10″ and have you ever heard of a push up bra? Its made to make your breasts look bigger.
john mayer
Jun 20, 2008 at 1:32 am
Jessica is very short, and Mandy Moore well she is perfect
admin
Jun 29, 2008 at 4:58 pm
guys .. i red your comments until “no name” ..
and actually.. i really think “no name” is right!
it´s a fake pic, and nothing else.
just a little kids discussion, provocated by another kid..
dummies..
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