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Kendra Wilkinson: Girl Next Door? I Think Not!

by Liberty on July 18th, 2008

Kendra Wilkinson

The Girls Next Door’s Kendra Wilkinson at the Espy Awards

Okay dahlings, it’s Friday, so I’m feeling chatty. And when I get chatty, I admit things I might not normally admit. And so, well, here goes…

I am a total The Girls Next Door addict!

Kendra, Bridget, Holly - I love ‘em! They’re hilarious, they’re gorgeous, they’re confident, they’re your best friend. Only a zillion times more fabulous-looking.

So here’s Kendra at the Espy Awards. She’s got her usual mega-smile going on, and she appears to be having a blast. And she looks fantastic.

Not sure if you can tell or not, but her dress is a super-light aqua-ish color, and of course, it fits her crazy-well. I love the simple accessories and the kick-ass shoes. Even though a light breeze might easily topple her over, she owns her boobaliciousness and I give her nothing but props for it.

So Kendra, dahling, you have scored Mama Snarkstress’s Seal of Approval. And tell Hef that next time he invites me to a party, I promise I’ll come…as long as you and I can do Jell-o shots together. *mwah*

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8 opinions for Kendra Wilkinson: Girl Next Door? I Think Not!

  • amy lynn
    Jul 18, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    I agree! Kendra looks fab! Look at her hair! It’s fixed! Yay!

    What i wouldn’t give to have that figure (well, i’m a bit scared of plastic surgery) - i’ve been that svelte, but she is just in the shape that comes from really working at it. I think mine came from a tapeworm…. i miss that guy. Sigh.

    She’s also extremely funny (So are you, Liberty! i howled at your line about the fact that Kendra “owns her boobaliciousness”. Too funny - and true!). Kendra would definitely be a decent girl to hang out with - have you ever noticed that the girl has not one ounce of cattiness? She is always happy for other women when they do well. If there were girls like this when I was in high school (and heck, even college), i wouldn’t need male bridesmaids! :-D

  • Christina
    Jul 21, 2008 at 10:18 am

    Back up a little bit and look at this picture - she looks exactly like a Barbie doll. The pose, the proportions. It’s a little bizarre. Or maybe its me not having had enough coffee this morning. ;)

  • amy lynn
    Jul 21, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Barbie wasn’t pigeon - toed :) I notice it because i am too! :) And i know i loved my Barbies…. i was probably the last kid on the block to sadly pack them away…

  • The Snarkstress
    Jul 23, 2008 at 9:50 am

    Yes, Barbie-esque indeed. But as I say, she owns her cosmetic fakeness, and as amy lynn points out, she is totally genuine inside, so….she still gets my snarky props.

    P.S. amy lynn, here’s to hoping you and your tapeworm are reunited soon. They’re not the most savory of fellows, but they sure can come in handy, no? ;-P

  • Tanisha
    Aug 13, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Yep, that’s Barbie alright. Fake and plastic as can be.

  • amy lynn
    Aug 15, 2008 at 11:03 am

    Shhh, don’t tell anyone about the tapeworm thing - i’ll get called anorexic :-)

    But it really was cool… although i still have no idea how i injested something that can only be found by “walking around barefoot in a South American jungle”. I was eating a lot of organic fruit back then, so that’s all i can imagine.. but eating two ice creams a day and not gaining any weight? Fab! :-)

    amy lynn

    PS - has anyone here heard that Mr. Hefner is not going to throw any more parties, but will *rent* out the P’boy Mansion for parties? And that Kendra and Bridget are soon to be getting the boot? What does a gal do - especially whilst in her 30’s, like Bridge, when all of that is over? Go home and post an ad on match.com? (Seriously - i’m curious!)

  • Liberty
    Aug 16, 2008 at 9:41 am

    Okay, amy lynn, now you’re just rubbing that tapeworm thing in my face. I suddenly feel the need to book a trip to South America…

    And, yeah, I’ve heard that Hef has been cavorting around with a (gasp!) brunette and the platinum Bunnies are not happy (imagine!) But I hadn’t heard about the no-party thing. That is, like, a travesty.

    What is this world coming to? *sigh*

  • amy lynn
    Aug 18, 2008 at 9:16 am

    This is so turning into my fave web site :-)

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