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Juliette “Slip ‘n Slide” Lewis

by Liberty on August 30th, 2007

Wheeeeee! Summer Fun With Juliette’s Pants!

Yanno, this photo leaves me with gobs of comments to make, so why don’t I get started, dahlings, hm?

1. First off, on a positive note (gah!), does this funky girlfriend ever age? I mean, dear Neptune, she looks the same as she did a million or so years ago when the fabby “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” first came out. Whatever Fountain of Youth she’s found, I hope she clues us in. My props to her there, for sure.

2. Okay, now back to business: WTF is up with these pants? Truly, all I want to do is yell out, “Hey Juliette, my kids’ Slip ‘n Slide ripped and we were wondering if we could gank your pants for the afternoon. Howsabout it?” Really. Don’t these vinyly-ass things look most suitable for a little wet summer fun (of the cleanest kind, of course)? Oy.

3. And finally, Newsflash: The heather gray cap look is Brad Pitt’s current gig. In fact, I think he has some sort of trademark protection on it or something. Out of respect for the poor, delusional man, Juliette should chuck this hat and let her wild, Rocker Chick hair flow freely. Just a thought.

P.S., my lovies, I have mixed emotions on this crazy sequin tie tee. Though you would never, ever see The Snarkstress sporting something like this, on the right person, in the right situation, it’s pretty fun. Why don’t you weigh in? Head to the poll on the right hand side of this page and grace us all with your oh-so-valuable opinion. Free (virtual) drinkies to all who vote!

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