Jessica Simpson in Ace Bandage Couture
Bound For A Wardrobe Malfunction
So, wow. Who needs New York Fashion Week when you can go shopping in your very own medicine cabinet like Jess did?
Now, lemme just say that this girl’s bod rocks. There’s no denying it. And I think this dress would be smoking hot…in another color. Here, the nude hue kind of casts a whole “I just had extensive plastic surgery and now I’m healing” cloud over the would-be sexiness of this this look. Such a shame. After the many fashion mishaps this chick has been photographed in lately, she coulda definitely used a kick start. Damn.
Now, I do like the contrast up by the collarbone , but I’d like to see this dress in silver. Or some shade of turquoise. But not Ace Bandage Nude. Ick.
Getting closer, Jess, but maybe you should consult with ‘lil sis. I’ve been digging Ashlee’s all-grown-up look lately. Meet for drinkies and chat, dahling, and save yourself from the Snarkstress Shredder.
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