Snarkstress

I Just Simply Don’t Get this Look on Nicole Kidman…

by Liberty on February 20th, 2008

(Photo had to be removed. My apologies.)

For years I hated Nicole Kidman. She was married to my would-be husband, Tom Cruise, after all (oh c’mon, dahlings. You know you were all warm for his form back in the Top Gun/Cocktail days, too - don’t play coy with me!) But once Tom and Nic split, I started to like Nic a tad. Then a little more and a little more, until suddenly, I kind of dug her. I still do, I s’pose.

So it kind of pains me to scream this from the top of my snarky lungs, but I’ll do it anyway: What in the hell were you thinking when you slipped this on, bi-yatch? There.

Now, here we have a gorgeous lady, in the beginning stages of Baby Bump euphoria, and she dresses in something like this? I mean, come on! Where is the justice here? This weird-ass frock does nothing for her, and it totally takes away from her pregnancy “Awwwww!” factor.

Good Gawd, I pray this was just a minor slip-up. I pray that she goes back to wearing dresses that don’t resemble a throw-back to her Moulin Rouge days. Please, Nic, trash this thing and get it back to good, pronto!

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POSTED IN: Actresses, Baby Bumps, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hollywood Damsels, Nicole Kidman