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I Can’t Get This Out Of My Head

by Liberty on August 13th, 2007

http://www.instyle.com/instyle/celebrities/lotdpopup/0,,20049943_20075564,00.html
Nah, nah, NO Kylie!

Egads! Way to start a Monday morning, no? Check out sweet little Kylie Minogue here–if you don’t become hypnotized by this freak-a-leak pattern, that is.

The sad thing is this: This chick is really about the size of a third-grader in real life, but here she looks like she’s the twin of a pre-Jenny Kirstie Alley. And she’s wearing flats besides, which only makes her look more squatty and wide. Bleh.

My deepest apologies if I’ve given you a headache from this photo, my dahlings. A little Absolut ought to cure that for you, though. Pick your flavor–you’ll be all right.

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1 opinion for I Can’t Get This Out Of My Head

  • Schadenfreude
    Aug 14, 2007 at 11:28 am

    Ah, Absolut. Not “coffee,” that’s for sure, ’cause I sure as heck don’t need a jolt after this one. I like the Pre-Jenny Kirstie comparison!

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