Hating Jessica Alba: I Try…But I Can’t
Some celebs just make it so easy for you to hate them (yes, Skangelina, I’m looking at you). But some are just so flippin’ cute and You-Could-Be-My-BFF-ish that it’s simply impossible to rip them. No matter how badly you want to (hey, it’s an occupational hazard. Can’t help it.) Tell me, dahlings, what do you think of Ms. Fantastic Four? Am I being too easy on her? Take a look:
Looking Adorable
Looking Adorable…Again
OK, Enough With the Looking Adorable, Dammit!
See what I mean, dahlings? Try as I might, it’s virtually impossible to hate this chick. I can’t even find a single fashion flub to shred on her, either. Sigh. Thank Gawd chicks like this are few and far between or I’d be out of a job.
Must. Have. Vodka. On. The. Rocks…Now!
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7 opinions for Hating Jessica Alba: I Try…But I Can’t
Erin
Sep 24, 2007 at 3:41 pm
please admit her blonde hair in fantastic four was terrible!!!
not her fault, but i felt the need to point out at least one flaw of ms alba!
carrie
Sep 24, 2007 at 4:16 pm
You’re right, she almost always looks wonderful! And she’s not spread across the tabloids either. Which is a beautiful thing. (Not that it’s always the person on the tabloid’s fault, but you have to agree that the lifestyle some of them lead really begs for them to be on them.)
Anita Lane
Sep 24, 2007 at 5:32 pm
She is truly just too cute. And she seems nice, too.
klassygirl
Sep 24, 2007 at 6:33 pm
All great minds do think alike!
She’s cute, bubbly, and refreshing all wrapped into one. Sooooooooo glad she’s not in the tabloid’s either. I don’t think she could have a bad fashion day, hair day, etc…
Liberty
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Ahem. Erin, dahling? I actually liked her FF blond hair. Ugh. Why can’t I hate anything about this chick? Why?!?
Liberty
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Carrie, klassy and Anita: She *does* totally seem like a BFF-type, doesn’t she? (Although not one I would soon head to the beach with, if you know what I mean). I wonder if she likes drinkies. Anyone know if our girl likes to tip a few back? Hmm, I guess there *is* something to be said for the paparazzi after all - they would definitely know this stuff.
Eh, well. Maybe I’ll have my people call her directly and set something up, anyway. Anyone game?
Schadenfreude
Sep 27, 2007 at 11:01 am
I’ll spoil the party. I can think of something to dislike: The fact that she “doesn’t like” being cast/perceived as the hot sexy thang . . . yet those are the roles she takes and she doesn’t hesitate to show some skin in her films. There are other roles, you know. Look at how many times Charlize Theron has taken on meaty roles that show off her acting talent, not her looks. I just don’t like the way Jessica makes it sound like she doesn’t have a choice.
Hey, my screen name is Schadenfreude for a reason. (Soon to be blogging under my real name at b5’s Gossip on Sports).
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