Good Evening, Mrs. Hyde
A Little Early For Halloween, No?
Mary-Kate, Mary-Kate, Mary-Kate. Haven’t we learned anything yet, my love? Here we have The Bag Lady meets Bohemian meets Halloween Chic. Again. I am so over this for you, honey, so how ’bout you move on now, k? Pretty please.
I know you’re going to throw a hairy eyeball at The Snarkstress, Erin (she’s our resident Mary-Kate and Ashley lovah here at b5), but your gurlz have some basic style lessons to heed. If you have any pull, sign these chicks up, call them a driver and get their tiny asses in the Style 101 classroom, pronto.
I mean, jeez, don’t these twinks have their own fashion line? Maybe it tanked and that’s why they have to resort to wearing such hideousness. But, phew, I digress.
What I really want to shred here is the scary creepiness that screams “I’m married to a mad scientist with a major personality disorder!” The hat is a bit much as is the death-inspired reddish makeup around her eyes. The only thing The Snarkstress approves of is the killer shoes. But the poor things are stripped of their hotness potential when paired with this ghoulish outfit, and really, that’s a crying shame.
Yanno, I’m not sure how much more of these chicks’ fashion screw-ups I can handle. They are smart girls with loads of money, so why oh why can’t they put a decent outfit together? Hm? Tell me why.
After this, it’s definitely time for a Dirty. Want my olives?
Photo from InStyle
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2 opinions for Good Evening, Mrs. Hyde
Erin
Aug 13, 2007 at 10:22 am
oh, i don’t get this outfit EITHER.
mk is VERY hit and miss, never in between!
Liberty
Aug 13, 2007 at 11:06 pm
So we agree this is a MISS?!? The Snarkstress can rest easy now knowing the MK guru agrees (not that I’d care either way, mind you) *wink wink*
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