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Gisele Bundchen in Swiss Miss Couture

by Liberty on January 14th, 2008

Gisele Bundchen

Yodel-ay-hee-ewwwww!

Why do I suddenly feel like yodeling? Ah, wait. Perhaps it’s this horribly wretched outfit that sexay thang Gisele Bundchen is sporting. WTF is this all about, anyway? Yeah, this was a fashion show, and yes, rarely is anything in a fashion show even remotely wearable in the real world, but damn! I’ve got Mountain Goat Fever here looking at this ensemble.

Gisele, dahling, I know this designer is paying you all kinds of money to drape this over your rockin bod, but perhaps you could head back to Vickie’s and stick to million dollar bras and angel wings? That’s the way we like you. Oh, and hanging all over Mr. SexyHot, Tom Brady, of course. Rowr.

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POSTED IN: Dresses, Fashion Miss, Fashion Shows, Gisele Bundchen, Hollywood Damsels, Models

1 opinion for Gisele Bundchen in Swiss Miss Couture

  • klassygirl
    Jan 16, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    She belongs next to Kims (Cattral) beach hat thing! I know I started from Wed and worked my way back to end here, Snarkstress. She would compliment my husbands grandmothers kissing cousins gnomes at her entrance. In fact, I’m sure they would somehow show up at my entrance.

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