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ER Case Study: Mariah Carey

by Liberty on September 5th, 2007

More Tape, STAT!

Long live the lucky ER interns who got to wrap Ms. Carey in all that gauze and medical adhesive tape. I’ve often wondered how much it would take to wrap an entire (and very buxom) human body in said supplies. Looks like they wrapped her a little tight though, doesn’t it? I’m thinking she could use a tank of oxygen to eliminate that “Take the damn picture, I’m going to pass out if I don’t return to proper breathing capacity soon!” look on her face.

Ah, it’s okay, Mariah. You’re taking one for the medical team. What a saint you are.

Now, how ’bout a drinkie? A swig or two of tequila oughtta loosen you right up (and take the sting out of ripping off all that tape).

Pic from InStyle

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