Chloe Sevigny in WTF Couture
Uh…
Dahlings! I think the unthinkable might have happened. I never thought it would. This is so distressing. Terribly distressing. I can’t believe it’s finally happened…
I’m at a loss for words.
There, I said it. I, The Snarkstress, do not even know where to begin with this photo. There is so much wrong in a world that’s so right. All I can eek out is “WTF?!?” Like really, WTF?!?
So I hereby invite you, dear readers, to caption this photo for me. Slip into the Snarkstress Shoes (red patent pointy-toed stilettos, of course) and fire up the shredder. I’m letting you take this one. Consider it my gift to you. The best comment gets a sip of my afternoon refreshments.
Have at it. There’s plenty of good material here…
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3 opinions for Chloe Sevigny in WTF Couture
klassygirl
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:24 pm
THE SNARKSTRESS IS LOST FOR WORDS? “WTF” IS DEFINITELY RIGHT ON.
OUR DEAREST CHLOE, OH CHLOE, YOU YOURSELF SEEM TO BE LOST FOR WORDS TOO. THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE, WELL HONEY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. THE PORCLEIN FACE, “FM” RED LIP PAINT, AND OF COURSE THE BLANK- I’M HIGH- DEER IN HEADLIGHTS LOOK.
SPEAKING OF DEER IN HEADLIGHTS, THE BULLSEYES ON YOUR COVERUP IS PERFECT FOR THIS SEASON–HUNTING. TOO BAD THAT OUTFIT IS NOT CAMO, THE MEN WOULD BE ALL OVER THAT!
OF COURSE, SNARKSTRESS, YOU ARE THE QUEEN ON SHREDDING! NOTHING COMPARES, BUT I HOPEFULLY MADE YOU SMURK. PLUS, MY WRITING AND PUNCTUATION SUCKS!!!!
CHEERS!
Chloe
Oct 13, 2007 at 4:09 pm
First of all, I’d like to express my disappointment that another Chloe has let the name of fashion down so badly :-P
I would guess that there is a Arabian nights-themed brothel somewhere in Nevada that’s missing it’s curtains.
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