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Archive for the ‘Singers’ Category

July 28th, 2008

Brooke Hogan is All Bummed Out

Brooke Hogan is one major Beach Bum
The newest in beach fashion, brought to you by the mini-Hulkstress, Brooke Hogan.
Evidently, Brooke used this tactic in her new reality series to catch the eye of a handsome beach-goer. Lo and behold, it worked. Imagine that.
My advice? If you want a little attention, getting a little cheeky a […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

July 27th, 2008

Katy Perry: She Needs to Be Kissing a Stylist, Methinks

Singer Katy Perry
Katy Perry: Okay, we all know she kissed a girl and she liked it. But obviously, that girl wasn’t a stylist. Because this outfit is nothing short of WTF?!?
Seriously, now. I am so having some trippy flashbacks of Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island. All we need are some pigtails and a coconut radio […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

July 25th, 2008

Jessica Simpson Out on the Town: Hot or Not?

Jessica Simpson out in NYC
Here’s our girl, Jessica Simpson, out and about with her attached-at-the-hip hairdresser, Ken Paves, in tow in NYC. Here’s my take on Jess:
I love her hair. It’s full, healthy and fab. Guess there is some benefit to having a hair stylist as your BFF, no?
As for the clothes…um, the dress. Is […]

By Liberty -- 13 comments

July 23rd, 2008

There’s No Supersizing for Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey visits MTV’s TRL
In a time where empire-waisted and flowy babydoll styles rule supreme, Mariah Carey says “We Don’t Belong Together” and sticks to her favorite M.O.: pint-sized clothes.
And while it does take a lot of self-restraint not to rip her to shreds for wearing skirt that could fit a 7-year-old, the fact of […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

July 15th, 2008

Ever Wonder What Paris Hilton on Steroids Looks Like?!?

I’m sorry loves, but this Danity Kane chick, Aubrey O’Day, is Paris Hilton all ramped up to the enth degree. How so? Well…
* We have the shimmery Paris-esque dress. Only it’s giant and wrinkly and….ugh!
* Then we have the bleach blond hair, only Aubrey’s is long and stringy and not nearly all cute and bobbish […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

July 11th, 2008

Life’s a Beach for Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana

What fun it must be to be Miley Cyrus, huh loves? First, she gets a wax figure made out of her bad self. Then she gets to spend the day on a beach in Malibu with gobs of peeps falling all over her as she films her new Hannah Montana movie. Sigh. Why didn’t my […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

July 10th, 2008

Wax On, Miley Cyrus, Wax On.

What could possibly be more creepy than seeing an exact version of yourself staring back at you? Maybe if that “self” is you made out of wax.
‘Tis this case with Hannah Montana herself, Miley Cyrus, whose wax likeness was recently unveiled at the famed Madame Tussauds in London. Miles, incidentally, is one of the youngest […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

July 1st, 2008

Queen Latifah: Gym Class or Movie Premiere?!?

Oh, Queen. What in the world went through your sultry mind when suiting up for the Hancock premiere? Did your Blackberry lead you astray, telling you it was workout time rather than Red Carpet time? I mean, c’mon.
At the same premiere, we had Will Smith looking all dapper in his snazzy plaid suit, Jada Pinkett […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

June 30th, 2008

Mooove Over: Ashley Tisdale Loves (Dead!) Cows

Wow, Ashley Tisdale. Way to take a cute summer outfit and make it all creepy with exorbitant amounts of cow ass. *shudder*
Now let it be known, dahlings, that I heart riding boots and beautiful leather handbags as much as (or probably more than) the next snarky babe. But pairing them with uber short shorts and […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

June 11th, 2008

Jessica Simpson: Fill ‘Er Up, Buttercup!

Jessica Simpson - An (almost) vision in yellow.

Sorry loves, but I still dig Jessica Simpson. Don’t hold it against me. She’s a totally bubble-head, sure, but so what? Gives her character (or something).
So here’s my Jess, leaving a din-din at Nobu in NYC. Although she’s not particularly looking her dreamiest from The Girls up, (you’re […]

By Liberty -- 9 comments