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Archive for the ‘Shoes’ Category

May 13th, 2008

Teri Hatcher Stuns New York City

Wow, dahlings. What a stunner, that Teri Hatcher, eh?
Check her out here, visiting the Late Show. I can’t get over how perfectly she has done this red dress. So many almost-there fashionistas severly underestimate the power of a nude peep-toe and this is one occasion where something like that is in perfect order. Teri certainly […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

May 8th, 2008

A Demure Little Paris Hilton…Imagine That

Oui, Oui Paris!
Such an innocent little flower, that Paris Hilton. At least she likes to think so. I mean, check out this “Who me?” pose of hers. Whatever. You ain’t foolin’ us, P. Hil. We know all about you and your wiley ways. Right, dahlings?
But…I am so off-point, here. So Paris is putting on her […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

May 1st, 2008

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Taking the Ken & Barbie Schtick Too Far

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
Well, dahlings, it appears as though Pretty Boy Spencer Pratt and Beautiful Girl Heidi Montag, are taking things a bit too far in the “How-close-can-we-possibly-look-to-Ken-and-Barbie” department.
I mean, come on.
Since this is Spence’s standby dressed-up look, I’ll excuse everything but his crappy posture. But Heidi? Lawda mercy. Girlfriend’s hair screams “Wedding Day […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

April 29th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan: Sloppy and Saggy Supreme

Lindsay Lohan
Oy, loves. This is not a good look on Miss Lindsay Lohan. An ill-fitting bubble dress with hideous shoes? Blech.
Yes, I realize I am not a bubble dress fan to begin with. Rarely do I dig anyone in them at all, so seeing LiLo in this disaster takes the cake. Add to it the […]

By Liberty -- 9 comments

April 28th, 2008

Breaking News: Leona Lewis Has Lost Her Sheep

Leona Lewis
Newsflash, dahlings: The absolutely gorgeous, stunning, fabulous songbird, Leona Lewis, has apparently given up singing in exchange for a herding career. Damn. And I was totally digging her tunes.
Thankfully, she has decided to take herding high-fashion though, as seen here with her stilettos of choice. But let it be known that while I appreciate […]

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April 20th, 2008

A Summer-iffic Look (and Killer Gams) From Eva Mendes

Just had to share this hot-cha-cha shot of Eva Mendes and her ass-kicking gams. Oh, and the dress, too. Yeah, that.
Seriously, Eva’s whole look is spot-on. From head-to-toe she epitomizes summer chic in a fun yet sexy way. I am giving her the Snarkstress Seal of Approval all the way and strongly encourage you dahlings […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

April 16th, 2008

Miley Cyrus is Feeling a Little Bit Country at the CMT Awards

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So, cowboy boots. Hmm…how are we all feeling about that trend? I say if it’s done right, it can be totally cute. And here, Miley Cyrus appears to be doing it right.
Though I’m not in love with the print of this dress, the style […]

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March 30th, 2008

She Did It: Miley Finally Made Me Smiley

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Okay dahlings, it’s Sunday night so do forgive the horrific title I gave this post. But after Miley Cyrus’s recent Gawd-awful disaster, I’m thrilled to give this crazy-famous teen phenom my Snarky Blessing once more.
Check […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

March 28th, 2008

The Classier of the Hilton Sisters is Looking Pretty Funky

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Seems so weird to say the words “Hilton” and “covered up” in the same sentence, but alas, Nicky Hilton, the hands-down less randy of the Sisters Hilton, is all buttoned up without any ill-shapen cleavage or up-to-the-cooch hemlines going on. Staggering.
Her dress, while a tad […]

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March 26th, 2008

It Pains Me to Shred Eva Longoria…But I Must

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Dahlings, I want you to know that I really and truly believe Eva Longoria is one of the hottest tamales in H-wood. She gorgeous, she’s real, she’s fashionable as all hell…usually. But alas, my girl has tripped up, and she’s done it in a big […]

By Liberty -- 11 comments

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