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June 29th, 2008

The Hilton Gals on the Prowl: Who Looked Better?

The life of a Hilton heir: Lunch at The Ivy and a four-hour shopping spree to places like Kitson and Alice + Olivia. Rough stuff.

Now, in my not-so-snarky opinion (it’s Sunday and I’m feeling a little…kind. Gah!), both Paris and Nicky are looking pretty fly here. Paris is mucho coordinated, but for some reason it […]

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May 8th, 2008

A Demure Little Paris Hilton…Imagine That

Oui, Oui Paris!
Such an innocent little flower, that Paris Hilton. At least she likes to think so. I mean, check out this “Who me?” pose of hers. Whatever. You ain’t foolin’ us, P. Hil. We know all about you and your wiley ways. Right, dahlings?
But…I am so off-point, here. So Paris is putting on her […]

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March 21st, 2008

Paris Hilton: From Gah! to Groovy

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Happy Friday, dahlings!
Today we get to witness what is quite possibly the most wretched photo ever taken of one Paris Hilton (top). I mean, seriously. The only thing that would make this worse is if […]

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March 14th, 2008

Paris Hilton: A Tent, a Tool, and a Big Announcement

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So wow, super big night for Paris Hilton. Literally. Let’s recap, shall we:
1. Paris wears […]

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January 10th, 2008

Did Paris Hilton Go Blind?

My Eyes! My Eyes!
Looks like Paris Hilton wasn’t kidding when she sang that dandy of a single Stars Are Blind (which, ahem, I might have downloaded off of iTunes, cough cough. Must’ve been drunk).
Not sure if her stylist took the day off or if P. Hil was feeling a little feisty or what, but […]

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January 1st, 2008

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline: Fashionable Couple of 2008?

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December 30th, 2007

Paris Hilton: Handbag on the Beach?

Bag the Bag, P. Hil
While vacationing in Hawaii over Christmas, Paris Hilton did what any decent red-blooded celebutante would do: hit the beach. But, unlike most people, P. Hil completed her bathing ensemble with designer accessories that probably cost as much as a normal person’s entire vacation.
So, let’s take a look at said accessories: I […]

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