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Archive for the ‘Mojo’ Category

September 5th, 2008

Hot Guy Friday: First Up - Entourage’s Adrian Grenier

It’s been a while since I’ve featured a slew of mancakes, so I figured that’d be a fun thing to do to kick off the weekend. And speaking of kicking off…guess what’s on my “Must Do” list for Sunday night? Watching the premiere of Entourage, Season 5, of course.
Fittingly, first up is mega-hottie Adrian Grenier, […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

September 2nd, 2008

Brad Pitt Makes Even a Wife-Beater Look Beautiful

Brad Pitt and Zahara Jolie-Pitt
I know the wife-beater is Britney’s ex, K-Fed’s, signature style, but I have to say, for some odd reason, it looks truly beautiful on Mr. Brad Pitt. In fact, this whole get-up is K-Fed-esque, but once again, it looks cool as hell on Brad. Why is that? Oh yeah, because Brad […]

By Liberty -- 8 comments

August 28th, 2008

Jennifer Lopez: Pit-Stained and Pretty

Jennifer Lopez Sweatin’ it Up at the Democratic National Convention
Aside from the giant and mucho-obvious pit stains on J. Lo’s frock, the girl looks mad hot. The red color on this Latin Mama is glorious, as is her new hairdo hue. And let’s not even get started with her post-twin bod. Sheesh!
Lookin’ good, Jen. Just […]

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August 26th, 2008

Kristy Hinze Saves the Night in White

Model Kristy Hinze
Australian model (and total Faith Hill look-alike) Kristy Hinze, killed Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in this super hot white dress and derriere-kickin’ shoes. She f***ing killed it, people!
Now, I know she’s a supermodel and what not, but we could all take a few pointers from this delicious-looking babe. She’s perfect from head […]

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August 15th, 2008

Pining for Nicky Hilton’s Sock Dress

Nicky Hilton says “Bite Me” at the Apple Lounge
Although it sort of reminds me of a nylon sock, I am devilishly in lurve with the dress Nicky Hilton wore to the grand opening of the Apple Lounge in LA.
The colors are so fab with her bright blue eyes, but they’re ones that would work well […]

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August 13th, 2008

Jessica Simpson Sports Daisy Dukes and Carries Around a Dead Body

Look at Jessica Simpson, bustin’ out the Daisy Dukes again. She must be longing for those controversial Dukes of Hazzard days, eh? (Does anyone else miss Jess and Nick together, or is it just moi?) Regardless, her stems can pull these short little ditties off, so why the hell not?
The thing I’m concerned about, however, […]

By Liberty -- 5 comments

August 10th, 2008

Katie Holmes’ New ‘Do: Hell Yeah, or Hell No?

So, Katie Holmes has a new ‘do, eh loves? Apparently, this news is so important even small-town newspapers found it worthy of running on their pages. Huh. I wonder why my snarky new ‘fros never make it into the papers?
Anyhoo…
Of course, as a major style icon, the way Mrs. Cruise tames her tresses is most […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

July 28th, 2008

Brooke Hogan is All Bummed Out

Brooke Hogan is one major Beach Bum
The newest in beach fashion, brought to you by the mini-Hulkstress, Brooke Hogan.
Evidently, Brooke used this tactic in her new reality series to catch the eye of a handsome beach-goer. Lo and behold, it worked. Imagine that.
My advice? If you want a little attention, getting a little cheeky a […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

July 23rd, 2008

There’s No Supersizing for Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey visits MTV’s TRL
In a time where empire-waisted and flowy babydoll styles rule supreme, Mariah Carey says “We Don’t Belong Together” and sticks to her favorite M.O.: pint-sized clothes.
And while it does take a lot of self-restraint not to rip her to shreds for wearing skirt that could fit a 7-year-old, the fact of […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

July 21st, 2008

Danica Patrick Races into Fabulous Fashion

Danica Patrick at the Espy Awards
Honestly, dahlings, my first instinct was to rip this Danica Patrick girl apart. Although she looks way cute in a Shania Twain kind of way, I thought the shoes were gonna kill it for me.
But then…
Then I began to dig the shoes. Maybe it happened when I saw the […]

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