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Archive for the ‘Mojo’ Category

July 28th, 2008

Brooke Hogan is All Bummed Out

Brooke Hogan is one major Beach Bum
The newest in beach fashion, brought to you by the mini-Hulkstress, Brooke Hogan.
Evidently, Brooke used this tactic in her new reality series to catch the eye of a handsome beach-goer. Lo and behold, it worked. Imagine that.
My advice? If you want a little attention, getting a little cheeky a […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

July 23rd, 2008

There’s No Supersizing for Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey visits MTV’s TRL
In a time where empire-waisted and flowy babydoll styles rule supreme, Mariah Carey says “We Don’t Belong Together” and sticks to her favorite M.O.: pint-sized clothes.
And while it does take a lot of self-restraint not to rip her to shreds for wearing skirt that could fit a 7-year-old, the fact of […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

July 21st, 2008

Danica Patrick Races into Fabulous Fashion

Danica Patrick at the Espy Awards
Honestly, dahlings, my first instinct was to rip this Danica Patrick girl apart. Although she looks way cute in a Shania Twain kind of way, I thought the shoes were gonna kill it for me.
But then…
Then I began to dig the shoes. Maybe it happened when I saw the […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

July 18th, 2008

Kendra Wilkinson: Girl Next Door? I Think Not!

The Girls Next Door’s Kendra Wilkinson at the Espy Awards
Okay dahlings, it’s Friday, so I’m feeling chatty. And when I get chatty, I admit things I might not normally admit. And so, well, here goes…
I am a total The Girls Next Door addict!
Kendra, Bridget, Holly - I love ‘em! They’re hilarious, they’re gorgeous, they’re confident, […]

By Liberty -- 4 comments

July 16th, 2008

Chace Crawford Wins My ‘Sexy Young Beast’ Award

Image details: Vitaminwater Celebrates MLB All-Star Week served by picapp.com
Okay, dahlings, is this Chace Crawford guy scorching hot or what? I’ve been trying to resist his allure forever, because, dammit, he’s a kid. But, alas, he’s roped me in.
In every single pic of him, he’s pulled together, but in such a “I really don’t give […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

July 9th, 2008

It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s a (Major!) Nip Slip!

Well, now. Quite an interesting choice of dresses (shall we call this disaster a dress?) by Jo Champa at the Meet Dave premiere. Incidentally, this flick is rated PG, leading me to believe that there may have been some children in attendance that night. I’m just sayin’…
So, anyhoo, it’s hard to decipher which stunning aspect […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

July 8th, 2008

The Ugly Betty Outfit I Wish I Had the Gall to Wear

Image details: America Ferrera on the set of Ugly Betty served by picapp.com
Check out America Ferrera, on location in Brooklyn filming an episode of Ugly Betty. Isn’t this fab?!?
Seriously, loves, do you have any idea what I would give to have the ballz to wear this kind of get-up out in public? What fun would […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

July 3rd, 2008

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos Score the ‘Totally Cute Couple of the Day’ Award

Awwww. Are Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos not the cutest celeb couple around? Sure, there are lots of hot couples (Matthew McEyeCandy and his babymama, Halle and Gabriel, you know the drill), but these two are so…mini. And that makes them so…cute. I just adore them both, and they totally seem like genuinely nice peeps.
So, […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

June 30th, 2008

A Summer Sight: I Want Lisa Rinna’s Bathing Suit Bod When I Grow Up

Lisa Rinna frolics (and, thus, shows off her fabby bod) in Malibu.

Ah, one of the best sights of summer: Hot celebrity bods on the beach.
And while I prefer to spend my time scoping out bods of the male variety, there is no way I could pass up giving props to the fabulous Lisa Rinna. Girlfriend […]

By Liberty -- 5 comments

June 18th, 2008

Rachel Bilson in ER Chic

Wow, who knew a quick stop to the ER could result in an outfit for Rachel Bilson? Can you imagine, dahlings? This is probably how it went down:
ER Worker: Uh, wow, hello, Ms. Bilson. How can we help you?
Rachel Bilson: I have this gig tonight and I need an outfit, stat. *snickers at her own […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments